This must be the fastest update of the year. Only couple days after?you like??? about to relieve some of stress Ie been getting?hear me out I bet the most of you already know that I am little sensitive about restroom-related events? and this Investment Banking restroom environment is somewhat very unique compared to some other places?o:p> Now, I am kind of getting use to it?but the first time?when I was taking a biggie (aka dump)? I was so frustrated -_-..
When I entered my work restroom, I was like hhhhhhhhhhh niceee~~~~ all clean and bling bling with sideway movable toilet seat~? So I sat down all comfortably?and was about to release~~~ First release: hah~~~~~~~~~ ^O^ niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ After my first release, I was all chilling feeling all happy & pretty and getting prepared for the second release. Concentrating?concentrating? And someone totally shatters my concentration with a shout. My restroom neighbor #1: EY! What today market price for Pioneer High Yield A Fund!!!!??o:p> I was like?tf???so I answered?o:p> Me : h?. u asking me? ? My restroom neighbor #1: HOEVER!?o:p> And all of sudden I hear my restroom left-side neighbors flipping newspaper insanely?and shouts. Neighbor #2: ? 11.69!?o:p> Neighbor #3: es!! $11.69! I just checked too.?o:p> Neighbor #1: hanks! Confirmed!?and sounds like he started to type crazy on his palm-pilot like devices. (must be making transactions?on Pioneer Shares? Neighbor #2: ike? Is that you? Do you want some related articles??o:p> Neighbor #1: h, John?! Could you do that for me??o:p> And all of sudden, there like a fucking meeting in the restroom. One fucker is reading whole financial section of Wall Street Journal?two investment bankers are listening while making transactions?on freaking toilet seats -_-? Guess what happened to a poor intern trying to shit? -_-?I couldn?o:p> They totally ruined my concentration?mood?willingness to shit? About to get up and walk out?and ?o:p> Neighbor #1: knock knock! ho right next to me? Carlos??o:p> Me : h?it James?new investment banking sector intern??o:p> Neighbor #1 + #2 + #3: ey James! Welcome?etc. etc..?o:p> And we chit-chated for awhile?without even knowing each other face?for like 10 more minutes about me and their best stock picks of the week?and people had to go cause they had a meeting?-_-?o:p> Who more busier than investment bankers? -_-?fucking maniacs? And this is where I intern?guess how busy I am?-_- p.s. restroom was made to relieve people's stress and anger by letting them SHIT AND PEE! NOT TO MAKE TRANSACTIONS!! NOT BY to HAVE MEETINGS!! NOT TO CHITCHAT WITH NEW INTERNS!!!! I so want to tell all these msgs to ppl here... but as a new intern... I only smile and do work T^T ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ p.s. and I know how fortunate i am... to have such a lovely girlfriend.. thx for the reminders, ppl~ -_- Iilliankye: your gf is PRETTY
Fantasied82: ty
Iilliankye: how come she's with you o.O? JennInPEaCe: wtf is this? beauty and the beast?
Fantasied82: what are you talking about?
JennInPEaCe: does your gf feed you? obviously she's the beauty who likes to feed the beast, hehehe | 
