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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:35:26 GMT

Okaaaaaaaaaay....I've just been avoiding this darn page for a long time. Actually the real reason why I haven't bothered to update it..is because I HATE AUGUST!!! It fucking sucks...Every single year since 2002...Actually maybe even 2001...I've had some bad shit happen to me in August..and yep...the evil cycle has returned. I'm having one the most difficult times of my life right now.

Too many problems to deal with and no place to really vent...Yups...I hate it..i hate it..i hate it...i hate it... I could go on forever...Well, having problems with my working Visa, work...and life. I'm the moodiest asshole during August and I may just end up killing someone on the road...My patience is wearing thin....not like it's been real thick anyways...but I'm bout ready to kill everyone on the road while driving..AHhhhhhhhhhhhh. Just to make it more miserable, I started grinding my teeth in my sleep....to add more pain and discomfort to my messed up life. Yay...three cheers.

GAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:00:11 GMT

Sigh...people keep harrassing me to update..okay. At least you can read these next few lines :P. I'll update later when I get home from work. I don't think my premium still works..oh well

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 00:33:03 GMT

I HATE FLIES!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

So...anyway...here's what happened yesterday.Most of you that have since spoken to me or seen my MSN screenname and AIM away message will probably already know by now. So here's the story in detail...

1. I've been having some bad fly problems in my house lately, last week i had 5 of them in the span of two days..they followed me into the house via my garage and closet door ( the batcave). My closet opens into my garage. So I killed those darn fuckers...even burnt them...to get some satisfaction out of it. Call me cruel but I don't fancy chasing flies around the house with a hand towel. My fucking neighbours are gross and pile crap up in their trash cans causing a huge fly problem in the back alley. I got smart and armed myself with can of insecticide the next day.

2. I got home from work yesterday, was busy chatting on the phone with Way Sern...I parked the car, got out...shut the garage door and waited so that those darn fuckers wouldn't sneak into my house behind me. So I opened the closet door and got into my closet...but all of a sudden..with one ear preoccupied listening to Way Sern's chatter....I heard a faint buzz in the back ground....I said *Way Sern's still blabbering bout some chic and the song he played on the guitar* , " What the fuck is goin on in here?"...Then I saw it with my own eyes...approximately 40 god damn fucking flies hovering in my bedroom, right near my window. My first thought, I'm going to puke....or maybe swallow my puke...right now incase someone's dead my home...and I need to run before I get killed?OH wait...maybe some dumb animal came in and died..but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't decompose in a matter of hours. I told Way Sern," WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FLIES DOING IN MY HOUSE?!! Dude, I'll call you back later!!" So I walked through the swarm of 'shit-loving-maggot flavored' particles in the air....pulled the window open, with my eyes all squinty so I didn't get them trapped in my eye lashes and holding my breath cos I didn't want to get them up my nose and to taste any of them.....and I ran to get my 'AK-47'! A can of insecticide..i forgot the brand though...so I ran back into my room screaming profanities at those bugs...I think I said a whole bunch of cantonese swear words and the only bit of English I remember saying was , "DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE, AGHHH FUCK YOU!!!! Then I realized that as soon as I broke their happy lil congregation..they were all over the house instead of just swarming by the window...So I ran for a magazine..and started swatting them out of the air, on the floor on my window pane..I sprayed god damn insecticide until it smelt like air freshner and I felt like I could live on that supply of insecticide..cos it made me smile everytime I brutally killed one of those god damn fucking flies!

*taking a deep breath now to focus* Okay, where was I...yes..and while killing those darn fucking flies I was calling some other people and narrating everything ..I got busy "floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee"... If that didn't make any sense,...I was practically going frantic...murdering flies..while screaming on the phone to my other buddy Hao-Jan, who completely laughed every 2 seconds..as I went off in a long trail of Cantonese swear words....and flies were being imprinted onto the utterly boring design of my window panes and floor tiles.

3. One hour later, ...I murdered every god damn thing that flew in the house..I didn't care if they were just bugs...they were flying..and they were going to die...I picked up every god damn dead fly I saw to make a body count. I TOOK A DAMN GOOD PICTURE OF THEM! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW I HATE FLIES!. Only later did I realize that 2 other flies were not included in the beautiful picture because I murdered them shortly after the picture was taken. While analyzing my collection of dead flies, I saw a few that were still twitching.....I picked them up with a pair of forceps...and placed them over a cigarette lighter..and torched them slowly...and dumping them back in the pile...

4. I then realized that early that morning I was a moron to leave my bathroom window open and my bathroom door slightly ajar. That was the entrance point. Sealed that off, but there was a smell in the house...I emptied the trash..but still smelt it today morning...Finally discovered where it was coming from....I had a bag of potatoes which had gone real bad and turned into liquid...because I had placed a bag of onions on them..and the onions turned to liquid..causing bacteria and crap to destroy the potatoes too...

Lo and Behold....my FLY BODY COUNT!...don't forget about 15 may have escaped through the window before I went on my killing spree and 2 were not accounted for.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 23:59:39 GMT

AHHhhh my nose is clogged today....Had to be today, when the weather was really awesome...and it's Ryan's (Bernard's) birthday today...and we didn't go out cos he has work tomorrow...So I'm at home now...sitting here updating my blog like a loser.. peh...

okay so here's some pictures from home...my dogs...and my small house. enjoy..I have nothing else to say .

Smile...that's Simba...my favorite mutt.. Grew up together with me...trained him to catch lizards and do other naughty things. I think he's 9/10 this year.

That's Tango, the Ultra smart and annoying 2 year old Doberman of mine.

I guess it was hot in the afternoon.

My tiny house...oh the hedious blue wall is not part of my house..it's the neighbors. My house is GREEN...

Ahh time to sleep now...

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 16:00:01 GMT

So...people have been complaining bout the music and my laziness in updating. heheh...Guess this page's getting more popular everyday ... Anyways, so today's really slow....it's raining outside..gloomy weather...wet roads...and pavements...Just in time to mess up my nice brown suede shoes ...( maybe it's leather) Oh well.

I just got done painting the floor in our reaction hood. I work in the Science field but I still end up doing hard labor..peh! No colleagues around...no boss around to monitor me for today...sigh...I feel bored. Oh I also got a free lunch today...some sales rep with a supply company took me and a colleague out to lunch. Two guys to lunch with a hot lady...hehe...well my colleague's not hot..So I guess I looked good . I really can't think of anything to post here today. The day feels so slow..and my brain is kind of clogged. Looks like it's 9pm outside..gloomy as hell. Araghh!! At least I have my weekly dollar burger deals to look forward to tonight. That is ...if I do decide to go and not sleep at home. I'll put some pics up when I get home. Nothing interesting though.

Sui jean --- I put this Coldplay song up since you don't like rap!...pshh..that's my favorite rap song..by the way. This is my favorite Coldplay song ...so enjoy :P

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 19:56:38 GMT

heh...wow..didn't know that many people actually visit my blog. ..okay good, more reason to update...OKAY TODAY TOTALLY SUCKED!!!...i messed up big time at work,...i over shot one of the fractions from my 5 foot chromathography column ( to all the Non-science people, you can ignore that part)....then I sorta messed up my car. Well, I graced another car...cos I was being impatient and not thinkin...My brain was clogged with too many things and I just squeezed in between two vans..and yeh..since my car's ass is kinda large..I graced the van on the right. I had white paint stretched on the side panel of my car...I WAS MAD!!! gahh..my own fault...So yeh, I rubbed it and it peeled off. No dents...thankfully.

Went home to see my mechanic and he gave me some handglaze to remove 60% of it. The rest has to be buffed off. Well that comes next week. Here's some pics of chicago during my bro's visit. He left today :( ..I'm lonely again.

No we're not that alike :). It was late at nite and I was tired from work. Hence the unphotogenic shot :P

Ooooohh, I love this picture...

My brother, Jak lazing around on my love seat. He doesn't take his shoes off in my house.

Oohh me again,..ahahah...that's the garage and the crap on the left and right belongs to my friends that are using my house as summer storage space. None of the stuff in the front of the car belong to me. It's my landlords. The door on the right goes right into my closet. :)

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 04:24:48 GMT

Woohoo..so I went out clubbing with my brother...on Friday and Saturday...almost got into a fight..with some dumb Indian guy..but tha's okay..Indian people hate my face..and I guess I was so unsatisfied..that I had to let it go..sigh..sucks when you're only with one person..:( I'd loved to have introduced my elbow to his face..but then again..I'm peaceful ...So yeah....peace it is..I just got into the club and didn't want to get kicked out..So I guess you win some and you lose some. Pah....."~I can't get noooooooo...satisfaction...~" - Rolling Stones...(that tracks playing in my head now )...aHH....ohhh so Faisal...This is for you..HEhehe...his ..Glorious Nissan Skyline. in Japan...hehe...

I wonder why there's no picture of me posing next to my car like that...I think it's cos the car always looks better no matter how different I pose...sigh....I think this car looks cleaner than mine now...:)

AHhh...so I'm sleepy and I'm gonna get some rest before I hit work tomorrow..on Sunday..YES I'm workin SUnday...!!! no Overtime..sigh....but anyways...it's only for an hour...and without stress...since one of my colleague's got fired....(I'm not happy bout it..but she wasn't doing any work...and just lecturing me on shit that she didn't even know )...She was with the company for only two months...but yeah....Life Goes On...

Good nite, world.. :)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:54:28 GMT

Hmmm...so people have been complaining I'm not posting their pictures here...Hanna, the pics that I have of you....have me in them...and in each and every one of them...I look either sick or really tired. Let me find really old pictures for today's update.

Kodak moment, outside the place I used to live during my freshmen and sophomore years. Those are my band members. Check out the afro...and the two guys at the side are my super close buddies, Praveen (bass and etc.) and Amir (rhythm guitar). I'm sitting on Amir's Jaguar :) The picture looks like it's from the 60s.

That's a random picture from Ryan's Xmas dinner party...I kinda like it. Didn't photoshop that one either.

Golden Gate picture... more to come..going to a club right now..It's THURSDAY NITE! yaay

here's another dumb picture... ..

here's my afro from last year...it's been longer...

*yawn...

more pictures..

and another one...Malar..this is for you...too bad I don't have any single pics of Hanna...

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:00:19 GMT

Okay...so I wanted to try the damn premium..since I wanna try something new on this lame blog :)

So here's the nicest picture,my car after I waxed it. I just realized it's okay being single as long as there's something around to transfer the love and the affection to :)

I haven't photoshoped the picture so yeah...OOhh and I got my pimp ass personalized plates too. The plates in the picture are old.

Pah...now this weird picture was taken from nomadadventure.com. Yups, tha's me...those fools are using my picture on their banner for the rock climbing gym. I don't see any money coming to me... It's from 2002, before I saw winter...and I was half Jamaican at the time, hence the skin color.

Hmm now for another dumb picture....

That's me and the guys waxing Ryan's "now gone 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse" . I believe I'm supervising...Everyone listens to the Guru ..:)

Nekheel and Ryan...no they're not gay...but Ryan's tongue's pretty darn long....Nekheel was voted best goatee of the year.

Ok I'm tired now....

Friday, July 01, 2005

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 12:38:08 GMT

Ahh...thank god for goggles.. I'd be blindnow if not for them...hehehe...Hexane got squirted on my face by accident...Next time i'll remember to aim the nozzle away from my face..while closin the squirt bottle. Just thought I'd post something here...while at work....YAy my bro comes to Chicago tomorrow..