Ahaha. I love puppies. My new puppy is asleep in my lap. Awwuh, how cute.
He discovered that when he bites my ear really hard, I scream. He thinks it's pretty funny... Little jerk. He kept trying to do it even after I asked him NICELY not to do it again.
Wouldn't it be nice if everybody had a new puppy? Awwuh. Little thangs. So cccuuuuuuutttttee! 
I think God made puppies and babies cute on purpose... Because, if they weren't cute, then I'd probly toss 'em in the garbage or something... Both of them cry and bark a whole heck of a lot, and bite, and make obnoxious noises. But man! They are so durn fun.
My dog takes terms too literally... I mean, come on... The "poop deck" doesn't literally mean that you poop on the deck. ::Sigh:: Dorky dogs.
Anyways. Onto the real reason I wanted to post...
PEOPLE! Blah! Aha. People suck... But at the same time, aren't people beautiful? haha.
3 girls came into Coldstone today. My immediate thought was the number of people vs. the number of ice creams. Often, 3 people = 3 ice creams. I was silly, and I assumed that was the case... But, no no no! I was oh so very wrong... Oh my DIGGITY-DANGIT was I wrong.
Aha... So I make three ice creams... Thinking that's all, and I asked "So will that be all for you guys?" And they laughed at me... They LAUGHED at me! They laughed at me! =-O
I was so very ashamed I had even asked such a thing. They then proceeded to hand me a list... A very long list... And informed me that the last 2 were "Ultimate Buckets" (A honkin' amount of ice cream)...
"These 5 here are shakes... And these 5 are mediums."
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Ultimate buckets take about 4 minutes or so to make... They are pretty big... Shakes take about 3 minutes, because of what you have to do in preperation to actually turn the silly blender on... And then pouring it into a cup... I mean, come on! Regular ice creams don't take that long... But 5!? ::Sigh::
So I finally get it all done... And they 1) Start to whine about how some of it is starting to melt because I didn't do it fast enough, and 2) Started to count their money in quarters... Well folks, Coldstone is expensive...
I ring it up to a total of nearly $35... In ice cream... haha. They count out about $15 in quarters, and then start to count (PAINFULLY slowly) in ones.... "One! ............................. TWO! ...... ::Gasp:: THREEEEE!!!" ....
It was difficult 
Anyways. My puppy just woke up. I'm going to go finish my British Lit.
Stayin-Jiggy-Wit-It
Will | 
