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Friday, July 23, 2004

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 05:05:10 GMT

Okay, so it's been awhile... I've been busy getting reconstructive face surgery 'cause I got punched in the face by some random guy in the parking lot of a drive-thru.

... Well, not really. I've just been busy with different stuff and kind of forgot I had a Xanga =P

I'm listening to Dexter Freebish - Prozak (Be Like Me). Good song. Get it if you don't already have it...

It's 100% intense.

Anyways. How are you doing? ...

..."Come on, it's not rocket science, just say 'yes' and we'll move on to the next question..."

Ever feel like your living in some sort of a fanatical dream world? Or that you are a closeted schizo-lunatic? Or perhaps that the comparason you made while in a fight with your mom of Jannet Jackson and your mother was just a tad bit harsh?

I never feel any of those. I just thought it'd be interesting to have a conversation with somebody who has one of those problems. Just 'cause.

Well, anyways. Perhaps I'll be posting more often now that I re-discovered my Xanga =P

.................Bye.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Tue, 11 May 2004 16:26:57 GMT

Ok, this time I really have something to post about. Something of substance, something of meaning, something that will be on your mind for weeks...

Well, not really. I just wanted to share how incredibly exciting this new protein stuff is that my dad got.

Errm, again, not really. It's supposed to be vanilla... But I just call it nasty.

Oh well. I'm sure the people that made it are really nice people with really good intentions! Unfortunately, their product doesn't match their intentions. Maybe nutritionally and all that stuff, but taste wise, I'd give it, on a scale of 1 to 10, a "not very good".

So anyways. Somebody really smart was telling me the other day that he really likes to procrastinate... But he had so much else to do! And so he came to a wonderful conclusion, and summed it up into an amazing quotation: "Why procrastinate now, when you could do it later?"

This seems to have solved a lot of his problems. Maybe I should try it!

~The worldess antagonist

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Wed, 05 May 2004 02:21:53 GMT

Since when did people start utilizing horsey hairs for things like violin strummy thingies? Mann, I'm way behind on these kind of things =\ I just found that out...

Anyways... Biola was good fun. Can't wait until Nationals =)

Okay, who here has heard of Fall Out Boy? They have a kind of catchy sound... I hadn't heard of them =)

And who stole my very favorite pair of socks? =\ They are missing... It makes me very sad.

I'm kind of hungry. It's 11:21 and 38 seconds... But I'm going to go make a sandwhich.

Goodnight =)

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 21:37:44 GMT

Eww. Whoever it was that decided to kill my bird... Your going down.

Actually, my bird died about 9 months ago. I'm almost over it. The way he bit me was just so cute...

...Stupid thing.

Anyways. I've officially decided that I'm violently apposed to the Care Bears. Blah. They are just so SILLY! ... MAN. They PISS ME OFF!

... I'm so glad I got that out.

Word of wisdom for the day: "Next time somebody tells you that your 'Just not good enough!'... Try laughing at them... And don't stop. And then when they ask you what your laughing about, pretend like there is somebody behind them. Then, when they turn around, you might want to try putting peanut butter down their pants, or something. Perhaps that should lighten the mood, and strengthen your friendship."

Ohh! Next time you guys go to the Store (Any store, really...), pick up a copy of the Weekly World News. It's my favourite tabloid Oh so silly.

It's eating time. (<--- That's when you eat )

With his favourite boxers on,
Will

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:46:58 GMT

Ahaha. I love puppies. My new puppy is asleep in my lap. Awwuh, how cute.

He discovered that when he bites my ear really hard, I scream. He thinks it's pretty funny... Little jerk. He kept trying to do it even after I asked him NICELY not to do it again.

Wouldn't it be nice if everybody had a new puppy? Awwuh. Little thangs. So cccuuuuuuutttttee!

I think God made puppies and babies cute on purpose... Because, if they weren't cute, then I'd probly toss 'em in the garbage or something... Both of them cry and bark a whole heck of a lot, and bite, and make obnoxious noises. But man! They are so durn fun.

My dog takes terms too literally... I mean, come on... The "poop deck" doesn't literally mean that you poop on the deck. ::Sigh:: Dorky dogs.

Anyways. Onto the real reason I wanted to post...

PEOPLE! Blah! Aha. People suck... But at the same time, aren't people beautiful? haha.

3 girls came into Coldstone today. My immediate thought was the number of people vs. the number of ice creams. Often, 3 people = 3 ice creams. I was silly, and I assumed that was the case... But, no no no! I was oh so very wrong... Oh my DIGGITY-DANGIT was I wrong.

Aha... So I make three ice creams... Thinking that's all, and I asked "So will that be all for you guys?" And they laughed at me... They LAUGHED at me! They laughed at me! =-O

I was so very ashamed I had even asked such a thing. They then proceeded to hand me a list... A very long list... And informed me that the last 2 were "Ultimate Buckets" (A honkin' amount of ice cream)...

"These 5 here are shakes... And these 5 are mediums."

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Ultimate buckets take about 4 minutes or so to make... They are pretty big... Shakes take about 3 minutes, because of what you have to do in preperation to actually turn the silly blender on... And then pouring it into a cup... I mean, come on! Regular ice creams don't take that long... But 5!? ::Sigh::

So I finally get it all done... And they 1) Start to whine about how some of it is starting to melt because I didn't do it fast enough, and 2) Started to count their money in quarters... Well folks, Coldstone is expensive...

I ring it up to a total of nearly $35... In ice cream... haha. They count out about $15 in quarters, and then start to count (PAINFULLY slowly) in ones.... "One! ............................. TWO! ...... ::Gasp:: THREEEEE!!!" ....

It was difficult

Anyways. My puppy just woke up. I'm going to go finish my British Lit.

Stayin-Jiggy-Wit-It
Will

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:10:10 GMT

Has anybody ever thought of how many oxymorons we use every day?

It's so weird. I mean, come on!

"Act natural"... "Half naked"... "Terribly wonderful"... "Government organization"...

Isn't it odd?!

Oh well... I suppose I'll get over it.

I searched for "The Big Brag" on google... But, I left out the "G" in brag... So I ended up searching for "The big bra"... And I was really confused with some of the results I got...

Oh well... I suppose I can get over that, too

My shoes make me happy. They are so very green, and perky ... Are your shoes perky? Yah, I thought not.

Anyways. I decided to listen to a lot of my old music yesterday. It was pretty funny... I still remember all the lyrics. DC Talk, Fastball... Good times

If you haven't heard "Morning Glory" by Oasis... Then you need to hear it, 'cause you have problems.

Okay... It's time for words of wisdom (Kind of like Jack Handy, but not!):

"I used to be a very confused boy... I didn't understand how many things worked. For instance, I used to pray every night that God would give me a new dog... After a week, I got very discouraged. Then I thought, 'That's not how God works!'... And so I stole a dog, and then asked God to forgive me."

... No, really. That's a word of wisdom.

...Okay, so I guess it's just a random quotation... But I like it!

Anyways. Time for school.

Stay-Jiggy-Wit-It,

Without matching socks,
Will

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 15:20:12 GMT

If I were an Oscar Myer Weiner... Would you put ketchup on me? Yah, I didn't think so.

So, about that 'not-so-white-puppy' of mine. Yaaaah, it, uh, kind of chewed up part of my desk chair. Oh well

Did I mention that I got a new puppy?

Anyways Modesto ROCKED! ... Or not.

Actually, it was stinking fun. Nathan Zebrowski (Um, spell check?) is SO funny. He took me and Stephen Mayer and Kendra, and Jackie Stollar, and Brad Fuller to Starbucks/Coldstone, and then we went to Rayleys (Did I mention I can't spell?), and he and I had a purfume/hairspray war. Silly, silly

We aren't going to say anything about the results, are we? Didn't think so. I didn't go 2-4 or anything... Oh wait, yeah I did ... Aha

So, anyways. About me not having a Xanga... Yeah, I swore off Xanga 'cause it was so cliche. And I'm still not sure what happened. But I just decided to get one, and to make it all public-like.

Je no parle French... And I'm not kidding... I really don't speak French. Except for what I just said.

Slick Shoes' new album is good. . . Anybody heard it? It's called Rusty. Ok, so it's not new... it was released in 1997. But it was new when it first came out... No, I'm serious. It used to be new.

I also used to be 12... Weird, hey? I was the little fat kid who talked about Spam.

Anyways. I'm going to get back to my British Lit... Jane Eyre is a good book.

I suppose I'll have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have... Err, got a bit carried away thurr. Surry

Having just sang the Oscar Myer Weiner Theme song,
William E. Newman...The first.