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| bob barkeryo i met motherfuckin bob barker on TV this weekend niglets!
I was home with my mom and she said "yo nigga I got some tickets here to go watch price is right. let's go" so i slapped the ho for ordering me to do anything. but then I said aiite because it was her birthday and shit. lucky bitch
anyway we at price is right and the nigga announcer goes "yo Yantastik come on fucking down"
yea I came down alright... then i came hard. i won all the prizes. then I fucked all the price is right girls after the show and I left a cum stain all up in bob barkers wig. motherfucker knows how to get down wit dem broads fo real.
then my nigga xCrip came to see me and we got a little wild after we downed like 7 bottles of crystale and shit. we walked over to the "wheel of fortune" set and tied bob barkers skinny old ass to the fucking wheel. then we spinned his ass until he felt nausious and shit. he threw up and drowned in his own vomit. sick shit yo!! vanna white is in for a fucking surprise when she comes to work on monday. that old bitch used to have some nice tits until she got all fucking old and shit. gravity own3d her big time!
-yantastik
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| My nigga HugeEugYo this news is about my boy HugeEug aka Franky Fifteen aka Wang.
Me and him grew up together and he's the current world record holder for "Most Ejaculate for a Single Orgasm".
Basically this is a fucked up sad story, and I hope ya'll will show a nigga some support. He was fucking some crazy stupid skank and the sex was good. Naturally he wanted to bust in her mouth. But as luck would have it, he drowned the bitch in his own sea men. Her fault for not swallowing fast enough.
Anyway so my nigga was gonna call the cops as soon as he saw her choking, but yo, you know after sex a man is all like "fuck it, i just want a pizza". So he fell asleep.
cops came in and arrested my man for the following charges:
1. 2nd Degree Murder
2. Vagrancy
3. Excessive Semen Discharge
4. Resisting Arrest
5. Nudity
6. Sodomy
Most of those aren't even real crimes! WTF! Sodomy? Bitch wanted it in the ass.
So my boy is being held without bail and will go to trial. He can face up to 4 life sentences! So I think we need to defend this nigga. Please show support.
Call the Broward County Florida Sherrif Department (aka the pigs) and demand they free "HugeEug" and his amazing pen0r that does no harm; it only makes men proud to be men.
The Pigs' # is (954) 831-8900
One Love,
xCrip
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| Bloody TwatSerisly this shit aint funny. But its straight up raw.
This one bitch I knew for a good 3 years. Now we aint committed, she's just some dumb booty call I allow to come over my house and blow me once in a while, when I feel good. She's a 9. Nothing special.
So anyway last weekend I was drunk and smoked some dro. My mind was all fucked up. Call the bitch over and said on the phone "bitch, my dick is full of cum, needs to be maintenanced. put some fucking panties on and get over here!"
20 minutes later she knocks on my door. First I punched her in the jaw cuz she was late. But not too hard cuz I didn't wanna fuck her face up before I busted a nut on her chin.
Then we start fuckin and I'm still kinda fucked up from the weed. I take a few more puffs and that shit must be laced with PCP or something cuz I was gone...........
Anyway stupid bitch took advantage of me in my fragile state and she did the unthinkable. She asked me to EAT HER OUT. man, normally I would kill a ho for asking such a thing, but you gotta understand I was all fucked up. So I said sure and went downtown on her. Not 3 seconds go buy with my tongue all up in her ass when I taste something funny. I pull my tongue out and see blood on her cunt. Bitch was on her period.
As soon as I saw that shit i instantly came to my senses. First i spit the blood in the bitches mouth and then I head-butted her so hard she got knocked out. Next step was obvious, I called my boy Yantastik out and he came over to analize the bitch. The night ended with him leaving his signature creampie all up in her ass.
Thats why I don't eat bitches out! Ya heard?
xCrip
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| paris hiltonparis hilton keeps getted hate on by you nigs but she's a fucking sweet ass slut in my book.
point being I had her ebfore she got really popular in the media shit. bitch snorted cocaine out of my asshole. it's something we called "The Backdoor Hilton".
You might notice one of her eyes looks a little swole. my bad, i hit the bitch with my 13" pen0r.
Yantastik
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| beating ho's is swellcheck this shit out dog. last week me and my friend yantastik went up to the monte carlo in fucking vegas. first class baby you know how we do.
i took part in the mile high club again, as usual. bitch sucked me dry in the bathroom and I kicked her ass out my private jet. she fell to her death. i made her join the 0 mile high club. dumb bitch.
but beating bitches is wrong. let me get back to my original story. basically I went to vegas with my negroe yantastik. we were playing at the highs takes table and after I finished winning (nothing much, just 4 mil) me and yantastik went to fuck sluts in our hotel room. i fucked the shit out of my chick and yantastik cummed in his bitch so much he's gonna have at least twins!
but basically this is where it all went wrong. After i wanted to bust a nut in my sluts face. She took my whole load in her mouth. then I was like "swallow bitch" and she didn't want to. So i made a fist and slapped THAT BITCH so hard my cum flew out of her mouth and hit yantastik's bitch in the eye. then me and my nigga proceeded to beat the shit out of both these bitches and kicked them the fuck out of our hotel suites.
moral of the story: never hit a woman unless she refuses to swallow your kids.
Xcrip
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