hey everyone, well me and kim were talking...well we still r talking now, but we have some crazy ideas that we have in our measley little minds. and me, kim, and milan developed a song bak in the 8th grade. it is our famous Retarded Theme Song!!! if u want to kno how it goes...well....here it is! ENJOY!!!!
The Retarded Theme Song
Kim: r u ready Milan?
Milan: YAY! r u ready Susie?
Susie: im ready! r u ready Kim?
Kim: Uhhhhhh.......i don't kno?
ALL: Uhhhh...my voice hurts my voice hurts (7 sec.)
Susie: who lives with retardes under the ground?
Kim, Milan: REETARDS!!!!
Susie: as big as retarded as they can be.
Kim, Milan: REETARDS!!!
Susie: wen they want to eat food,they eat through they're feet.
Kim: REETARDS!REETARDS!REETARDS!REEETARDES!REEEETARDS!!
Milan: The Retarded Theme Song is the theme song for all retards like u and me.
(Milan does a drum solo for 5 sec.)
Kim, Susie: YAY!!YAY!!YAAAY!!!
Milan: ow! my hands hurt!! ow my hands hurt!!
Susie, Kim, Milan: 'cuz.......
Kim: cuz wat?! cuz wat!?
Susie: cuz...
R is for retards who kno nothing, E is for elephants!(Milan)wee weet!(Kim)uhhh i 4got.T is for teeter-totters swinging in the free-c, A is for anything!(Milan) wee weet(Kim)Winky!! R is for racoons who look like cute robbers, D is for dummies!(Milan)wee weet!(Kim) where were we??? S is for special ed that's on T.V,
All: HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!! Where we can't breathe! Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Nicole ur so---(Kim)COTTANY SOFT!!!*music suddenly stops*
Milan: kim....its bodacious. OK LETS START FROM THE TOP!!!*music starts again*
*repeats line again until.....*
Kim: STILL COTTANY SOFT!!!!
Susie: KIM ITS BADACIOUS!!!!
*repeats line yet again until....*
Kim: FUROCIOUS!!!!
Milan,Susie: *sigh*
*repeats line again*
Kim: BODACIOUS!!! YAY!! I GOT IT RITE!!!
Kim: but 4get about her cuz......wen u feel glad, or wen ur sad, angry or mad,or just feeling bad,don't feel sad cuz u got a friend in hand, his name is the depressed drunken tow truck *starts singing fast without stopping*bum, who lives with his mother and hairy uncle Bill in a cardbaord box, with a cup for a toilet, with their inflateable duckie named Bob, and their purple guitar with 3.l38 strings, and with their mother-in-law who braids her armpit hair ina rope in the winter/slash summer........*song ends*
Susie: idea & produced by Milan
Kim:*waits* wat? WAT?! OH! written by Susie
Milan: and Kim was there looking retarded of course!
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the horror. well, anyways.HIIII!!! 
and my stupidity doesn't make me lovable either...nuthin can make me lovable. ahahaha, and yet it amazes me how ppl can put up with me. ppl CAN perform miracles. 
LOL. comment me on this specific entry......i kno all of u guys agree with me....
