Guys Are Like.. -LAXATiVES; they irritate the crap out of you. -BANANAS; the older they get, the less firm they are. -WEATHER; nothing can be done to change them. -BLENDERS; you need one, but you're not quite sure why. -CH0C0. BARS; sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. -C0MMERCiALS; you can't believe a word they say. -DEPARTMENT ST0RES; their clothes are always 1/2 off. -G0VERN. B0NDS; they take so long to mature. -MASCARA; they usually run at the first sign of emotion. -P0PC0RN; they satisfy you, but only for a little while. -SN0WST0RMS; you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. -LAVA LAMPS; fun to look at, but not very bright. -PARKiNG SP0TS; all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.