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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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    ¡Viva la Cobra!
    By Cobra Starship
    The City is at war
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    But that was when I ruled the world

    text message from: Christa
    - the cops are circling the block i guess they are looking for someone. its pissing off titan
    reply:
    - I think titan smells bacon :D

    i giggled
    every kennel kid at the vet is gonna cry when christa leaves.
    the dark side of the techs are taking over
    buuut
    i gotta raise!
    $8.15 an hour woot!

    I found a 2004 mustang on saturday
    for $10,000
    payments of 250 a month for 46 months
    with my moms help payments shouldnt be that bad
    insurance would be a prblm.
    250 a month. but apparantly thats the best price out there.
    and its cheaper than what im paying now for the yukon *cough360cough*
    shame i didnt know untill 3 days ago i've been insured on it for 3 months now
    and apparantly owe them around 1200 big ones
    fuckers

    but...mustang..o.o
    its red
    mystical
    magical
    amazing
    I want it.
    I'd shit rainbows if it actually happened lol

Thursday, April 24, 2008

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    Alright, Still
    By Lily Allen
    Everythings just wonderful
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    See I was Thinkin that I lost my mind

    whoo de's at the library!
    this is my sad attempt to concentrate and actually get homework done
    because im not pleased with my D- in Algebra II
    or my C- is Chemistry
    I just hate comming here alone though
    it makes me feel like im one of those loner nerdy kids who have nothing better to do with their free time than chill at the library.
    Im considering switching into advanced algebra next year
    rather than pre-calc.
    I think I'd rather get the algebra thing down first before i go into other random parts of math.
    Im supposed to be studying for the Chem test tomorrow.
    which would've been soo much easier if merrill had put the notes the band and choir kids missed online
    like she said she would
    >.>

    The Band and Choir Trip though,
    was absolutely amazing.
    FHHS won 1st place for overall sweepstakes. for the 2nd year in a row ^-^
    choir won 1st place obviously..
    cuz we're the only show choir in our division xD
    but we got silver ratings. so did the guys ensemble.
    the best parts though was probably the dance parties on the ferry and at sea world. the hoop jumping chicken
    and the Pandas :D
    our last show is May 8th at the high school.
    we spent so much time on our 3 competition songs
    now the tenors have to get a crash course on the parts for the rest of the songs.
    and half of the sopranos still dont know the lyrics to breakaway
    seriously??
    gey

Saturday, February 02, 2008

  • Currently Listening
    Trapt
    By Trapt
    Echo
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    No one said this was going to be easy.

    yesterday had to be one of the craziest days at work in awhile.
    its 5:30 were ready to close, mop up the blood from surgery and go home. I was happy i was actually getting off early for once, i didnt know what i was going to do with myself for an extra hour.
    a woman walks in last minute saying her friends dog had a stroke its twitching can we help. seeing as we cant turn down a client even if we're there and closed we have to help em. the owners were on their way and obviously wanted the dog youthinized so the friend had us put the dog on oxygen till they got there. When they did we were informed by lara to be careful about the wife. For one thing it was the anniversary of her moms death and to top that she had Multiple Personality Disorder.
    And now her dogs about to get put down. D:
    when Dr. Peterson gave it the shot and took it bak to the room, the owner couldnt remember y she was there or why she was crying. After Peterson explained the situation for a second time the woman must've switched personalities or something cuz she went to being hysterical to screaming and cursing. about an hour later she calmed down but then refused to leave because she didnt want to leave her dog alone. the friend had to give her a sap story that her dog is now with her mom and their watching over each other. we didnt end up leaving till around 7:30
    so yea sad day for the vet clinic.

    Chris and Andrew have some pagan holiday today so me and kylie are going over to their new house for their "dinner party" aka drink and be happy. If chris is still sick tho im not letting him drink. I can find someone else to race me. It sucks when he's sick, he doenst want me getting sick so i cant kiss him till he gets better.

    After 6 months of waiting im Finally getting a hair cut today at 4:30.. well trim i guess..im gonna ask Harold how much i should take off for it to actually look healthy again but still be almost as long as it is. Theres alot of breakage and split ends. apparantly i should have invested in a comb earlier rather than brushing it out every morning..thinking about putting the auburn streaks in it again.

    With mom out of work still I've been putting in as many hours at the vet as i possibly can. she said she's not taking my money and that we had this conversation already, but i can still help put food in the house right? besides the never ending dream of getting a car im not doing that bad off. Fundraisers are helping me pay for the choir trip, and I've paid off my cell phone bill. $50 is going in the bank and $30 is going to the hair. And i have my tax return to look forward to in April. Im still worried about my mom tho, she never really leaves the house anymore unless she's taking us to school and work or to go see bob. I know its not her fault she got fired, its also not her fault no ones responding to her applications.
    and i hate how theres nothing i can do to help.

     

Sunday, January 06, 2008

  • couldnt be more true haha

    How to Give A Cat A Pill

    1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
    2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
    3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
    4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
    5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from yard.
    6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
    7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
    8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
    9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
    10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with rubber band.
    11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
    12. Call fire department to retrieve the friggin' cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
    13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
    14. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
    15. Arrange for Humane Society to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


    How to Give a DOG a pill

    1. Wrap it in bacon.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

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    Rent (Fullscreen)
    By Rod Arrants, Darryl Chan, Eleanor Columbus, Clarke P.Devereux, Darryl Edwards
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    Because reason says I should've died, three years ago

    Happy New Year.
    To those who actually give a fuck
    dont feel no different and its not like i had any major resolutions anyway.
    i love how katie did even realize it
    "holy shit its january"
    xD

    Spent new years with chris and andrew.
    we went to the movies with derek, donna, cameron and brent.
    i was quiet
    more than usuall.
    it wasnt just my lip being swollen from britts dammned lip gloss either
    i just think..too many people i dont know that well..minus chris
    i dont know why..i get really withdrawn and quiet..
    its something i need to get over.
    i need to magically convert from introvert to extrovert.
    so that way i go out with my boyfriend and his friends ill feel like i actually belong there.

    "Will I lose my dignity?
    Will someone care?
    Will I wake tommorrow
    From this Nightmare?"
    ~DeAnna's in Rent mode right now haha.