| I've got some hilarious jokes:
"Did you hear about the *pirate movie*?"
"SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Who cares? SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because of the hope to improve himself by following the American dream, and because of the desire for a better life for his children.... that he had because of SEX!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| Awww man, Billy got out of The Club... another one bites the dust. Angst. |
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| Lo, I shall write an entry and astound the masses! Gasp! And what shall be the subject of this discourse? FUTILITY!!! A word to over-achievers everywhere: don't even bother. Your toil and travail will bring you nowhere. It will all be for naught. Just remember the lessons of Jude and Job - the cosmos are alligned against you. Nothing will come of your hopes... they are in vain. In vain! Listen to me, the voice calling out in the wilderness: all we are is dust in the wind. Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters to me... |
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| Whoa, today my car was in the shop... I thought I was going to cry. Maybe I really am shallow and materialistic, but I LOVE my car. It has a name (Priapus) and the back is covered in groovy stickers. My parents were like, "If its dead, we can get you a new one." But I really didnt want to be one of those snobby rich kids who gets a new car... and besides, I am absolutely in love with my "kiss me, I'm a pirate" bumper sticker, and I wouldnt know where to find a new one. But luckily, Priapus has been fixed, and life is good again. Eugepae!!! |
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| Dude dude dude... check out what my totally awesome little brother got me for my birthday: http://www.sharmusic.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?HTNAME=shar.html |
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