Well, I have a bit of time so I figure I should help everyone who still reads this thing out. Whats the deal with the influx of child molesters all over the news? Dateline NBC did several hidden camera busts recently with cops posing as underage kids in chat rooms to weed out sexual predators This has caused people to sit back and wonder, "where can I get me some of this action....." um, I mean "I can't believe my underage son or daughter might be involved in this!" Even on the semi-popular site "My Space" these sickos linger and try to score with young kiddos. Well, I would wager you dollars to diapers that this kind of stuff happens on xanga, so I'm going to give everyone some safety tips on:
"HOW TO GET CHILD PREDATORS AWAY FROM YOUR XANGA"
First off, those freaks look for anything on a site that might make it apparent that the person running it is young. One sure give away is TyPiNg lIk DiS. Typing in such a manner means you're either under the age of 13, mentally retarded, or both. Either way, you're a prime target for molesters. Another give away is the picture on a site. If it appears its of a young pre-teen, or some pre-teen-ish icon like Hello Kitty or the Bratz, you may be in danger! My advice, put a random pic of an old man on your xanga, like one of deeze:
Come to think of it they both look like they could be a molester. Others may contact you to "talk shop," but no matter! At least you're not a target anymore!
Another way to stave off molesters is to not make too much about yourself known on your xanga. Take me for example. Because of the scanty amount of knowledge on my xanga, my identity is clouded in mystery. Who is this person!? Molesters are an extremely lazy lot so they will look elsewhere if they don't know anything about you. Writing the correct entries are also helpful. Here's what not to write:
"I got up today and ate a bowl of rice krispies. I LUV rice krispies!"
Now, there are many things wrong with that sentence. What are they? Glad I forced you to ask:
1) Don't refer to anything about bed/sleeping. This puts images into the molesters head and then that leads down a dark, bloody road that is best not talked about.
2) Now the sicko knows you like rice krispies! They can now go ahead and learn tons about rice krispies, join all the rice krispie blogrings, and pretend to work for the rice krispie cereal corporation to trade sexual favors for free cereal.
3) The spelling of the word "LUV" is a dead give away for an underage target! DUH!
With these tips YOU can help get rid of online predators from your xanga and make them look elsewhere, at some other unsuspecting target!
Lammy742
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