Got this from my friend, Annie's blog.

Jokes FTW!!!

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

Poor guy.. :(

Bored..... Bored...... Bored...... :(

Recently, I have the urge to buy a car.  It's very annoying to use my dad's car.  Even though I drive it most of the time :D  but sometimes when he needs it, I cant use it.  So, time to shop around for a car :D

***You Are 50% Weird***

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/

***You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish***

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howboyishorgirlishareyouquiz/

Magic Time.  

Follow the instructions below and see if the numbers looks familiar to you.

1. Use a calculator to calculate.  *Must use one, otherwise, it will not come out accurately*
2. Enter the first three digits of your phone number (Not the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

Tada!