LEE JAY POETRY CORNER

What if God was one of us

Would He bow down to respect the almighty Lee?

I wonder what he thinks about the war on terror

I hope he is supporting America

Because everyone else is some faggot pussy peace loving smeggor

And I'm dating a girl named Erika.

I hope you guys don't get all emotional on my poetry.  It's pretty good and I start reading it at coffeehouses soon.

Lord Lee Byron the poet

Hey guys,

long story short... I'm stuck in Branson, MO right now.  I followed my dream of being a lifetime Elvis impersonator but it's not working out.  Need money for airfare back home.

- i'm just a normal guy

road trip 2005

out to find myself

and some venerial diseases

dear Journal,

I can't trust anything that bleeds once a month.  (AKA WOMEN)

LEE

dear Journal,

Long time no talk.  Been busy, real busy.  It's barbeque weather, time to load up on processed meats and 6 packs. ^_^

Work's been good.  It's great being a bread man.  I consider delivering bread almost as important as the job of a doctor.  MAN CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT BREAD!  It's true.

I won't lie, but I've picked up a new hobby... Kareoke Singing.  I'm not that good, but still probably better than you.  I started at Montana West line dancing and all my friends told me to start singing since they said my voice was rugged.  I won't lie, I do have an attractive singing voice.  I would have tried out for the school play to show the world my beautiful barritone, but acting is gay, so I declined.

Anyways, I started singing and having stopped.  The crowd loves it too.  I started with "Living on a prayer" and dedicated it to Ian because he's a dirty cunt.  Now I've expanded my setlist and have been mixing it up with "Living La Vida Loca", "Here For the Party", "Summer of '69", and "My Boyfriend's Back." LOL

Any suggestions on new songs that I should sing?