LEXX QUOTES c.d
DIALOGUES
KAI & HDS
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KAI: His Shadow
HDS: His Divine Shadow, yes
KAI: The Brunnen G will defeat you
HDS: I do not think so. The power of order has destroyed your planet. The power of order will destroy you. And you are the last of the Brunnen G left alive
KAI: The Time Prophet has seen your order destroyed by the Brunnen G
KAI & HDP
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KAI: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G
DPS: The prophecy is upon us!
DP: The Brunnen G are no more. You are animated flesh that kills as His Shadow instructs
KAI: You were once His Shadow. You - killed me
KAI, ZEV & STAN
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KAI: Welcome to the Dark Zone
ZEV: The Dark Zone?
STAN: We're in the Dark Zone?
ZEV: So, what are we supposed to do now?
KAI: Perhaps you should find yourself a home
STAN: But the Dark Zone is full of depravity and evilness and darkness and -
KAI: My ancestors came from the Dark Zone. I was taught that although there are not many good planets, there are some. Perhaps you should find one
KAI & ZEV
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ZEV: We are going to bring you life, I promise
KAI: And if not, the rest of my protoblood will be spent with you
ZEV: Kai -
KAI: It's what I want
KAI & WIST
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WIST: Do you like me?
KAI: The dead do not have likes
WIST: It's OK. Everything dies.

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WIST: Do you want to kiss me?
KAI: As much as I want to kiss anything
WIST: I don't understand
KAI: You should
WIST: You are dead
KAI: Everything dies.
KAI & BOG
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BOG: Oh, we forgot the head. Ooh, stupid - and the female. His body, release his body
BOG: We'll blend them all in together
KAI: Excellent idea - but then again, you could coarse chop the leftover brains, simmer, add seepage -
BOG: Excuse me?
KAI: Then add the female, then introduce me in slices once they've formed a roux
KAI & ZEV
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ZEV: I like to hear you sing. It makes me feel something
KAI: Do not feel too much, for I'll only be singing for a short time longer
ZEV: Your protoblood?
KAI: - is almost expired
ZEV: How long?
KAI: I don't know - days. Perhaps hours. You will know when I stop singing.
KAI, ZEV & STAN
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KAI: Do you want to hold it?
STAN: Yeah, on the end of my fork!
KAI: It is a baby - an innocent.
KAI & ZEV
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KAI: I was hoping you would help me think of a name
ZEV: If it comes near me, I'll name it
KAI: What?
ZEV: Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it
KAI & ZEV
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KAI: Mind Squish until I return, and if I do not -
ZEV: Kill him, before he gets big enough to eat you
KAI, ZEV & HDS
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HDS: Welcome friends. Welcome to the end of everything. Though I can command the heavens and urge comets to change their course, all this is nothing next to your grace, your wisdom, and the glory that lives in your eyes
KAI: Divine Shadow?
HDS: Yes
KAI: You don't look very good
HDS: And I could not be happier, for I am free
KAI: I don't understand
HDS: As a result of the fall the evil section of my brain was destroyed. Only my poet half remains. I am at peace
ZEV: Kill it
HDS: Fair lady, would you care to hear a sonnet?
ZEV: Pass
KAI: What happened here?
HDS: An assassination attempt. Some rebel clerics found a way to make my pillar descend. Good for them, I say - not at the time, of course, but -
KAI: Squish!
KAI: Bad lizard
HDS: You should have let it kill me. Let it end my suffering for the pain I inflicted on all humanity
KAI: I will fulfil your desire, by fulfilling the prophecy
ZEV: Do it Kai - end the Divine Order
HDS: Last of the Brunnen G, I ask not to be spared, only to be forgiven. Grant me that
ZEV: He destroyed your planet. He destroyed you. He deserves nothing
HDS: I beg you
ZEV: Get rid of him
HDS: I cannot stop you. I am helpless
KAI: What is the GigaShadow?
HDS: The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order
KAI: Whatever the GigaShadow is to be, it likely cannot be without you. The prophecy demands to be fulfilled
KAI & ZEV
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KAI: We will go to the mortuary now, for protoblood
ZEV: Kai - it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. The last of the Brunnen G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel?
KAI: It feels - it feels - I have no feeling for it
KAI & ZEV
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ZEV: So let's go back up and get some
KAI: Yes - we must find the Giga-
ZEV: No! Kai!
KAI: Out of blood. Zev - go back to Stan. Use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster. Farewell Zev, my -
ZEV: Kai, come back. Kai, come back. Kai, Kai, Kai!
KAI, ZEV & STAN
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ZEV: So, guys - where do we go from here?
KAI: I once suggested that you find yourselves a home
ZEV: And now?
KAI: And now that the fractal core is destroyed, stranding us in the Dark Zone, and since I have a new supply of protoblood, let us find ourselves a new home
ZEV: Sounds good to me. Stan?
STAN: OK, Lexx - find us a home
LEXX: As you request - Stan, Stan, only Stan
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