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| So two nights ago, I
was in a very tall hotel building. I was there again to get
revenge on a a man who had played me and hurt my feelings.
However, I did not realize that this person was a dangerous man - so I
was gearing up to go slap him in the face. My friends from
Syracuse somehow heard this through the grapevine and as I got off at
the second floor balcony to change elevators in order to get all the
way to the top, where his room was, I heard galloping coming from the
first floor lobby. As I peeked over the edge, there was Munjal
Yagnik with long hair riding a black stallion! He directed his
horse straight towards the balcony and made it jump up to where I
was! He was there to save me from getting hurt again by this guy
because he knew that I woud be in danger if I approached him in this
manner. My shaggy knight had saved me!! Then I woke up. | | |
| So last night, there
was a big show coming to town where a number of big celebraties were
going to perform. Brian got tickets for him and I to go.
When we got there, the seats were filling up really fast and we managed
to get seats two stands/tiers away from the front! After sitting
down for a couple seconds, I saw my brother at the top tiers and asked
Brian to come with me to talk to him. He said it didn't want to
move, so I just left to go talk to my brother.
When I finally reached the top tiers, I found my brother and we chatted
a little. I pointed out where Brian and I were sitting - up close
to the front - but as I was looking at where he sat, a girl that
apparently knew him sat in my seat and started flirting with him!
And he didn't tell her to get out of my seat! So I decided that I
was going to help my brother find a better seat, because from his seat,
he couldn't even see the singers! As we got closer, I kept
looking down at Brian and that girl...the show was about to get started
and he didn't even tell her to move. I was getting the hint that
he wasn't saving the seat for me, grrrr.
My brother and I find two open seats between a row of old Chinese
women. I ask if the two seats are open in English, and they have
trouble understanding me. The two old ladies sitting to the left
of us ask the older lady to the right of me in Cantonese what I asked
them. I hear that they don't understand English and ask in
Mandarin if the seats are open. They understand and say, "Hai,
hai," ("Yes, yes") and we sit down. My brother and I hear them
start saying "He shi zhen" and it sounds like our mom's Chinese name in
a heavy Cantonese accent. We figure out that they say we look
like "He shi zhen" and I decide to ask them who they are talking about
and how they know her. I say, "He shi zhen shi shi wo de ma ma,
ni zai na li ren shi ta?" ("Shih-Jen Ho is my mother, where do you know
her from?") It turns out that our mother acted as translator for
these women after they came over from Hong Kong and they were looking
to buy a house. Then, the lady sitting next to the really old
Chinese woman turns because she heard her name - and it's my mom,
sitting right there! Two seats down from me! After we talk
about how weird this is, I look back at Brian and that girl's still
sitting next to him, holding his arm and I seethe.
So I decide to get back down there to bitch slap her out of my
seat! I leave and as I'm walking up to where they should be
seated, Brian and that chick are no where to be found. I just get
angrier and angrier until...I wake up.
I wake up so mad that I have to remember that Brian was such a great bf
that he and I talked to 4am in the morning that very night. But I
had to get that dream out of my system. Damn bitch.
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| So last night,
William Valenti had a baby genius that looked and acted just like him -
dark eyes and hair and furrowed brows. Father and son were so
intelligent, they could communicate to each other through baby talk,
waving their arms around and such. William and his mother were
giving up the baby for adoption, against the will of the father, but
since William is too young to take care of a child while still in
school, the baby had to be given up.
They went to a woman's apartment to see if this woman was interested in
William's baby. This lady in her thirties, with red brown hair,
was an intelligent woman interested in doing studies on genius
babies. Valenti Jr. would be the first baby genius the lady would
adopt. She agreed to take good care of Willie's son and William
and his mother left the apartment.
So months passed and this lady took good care of 25 or so toddlers of
genius abilities. When giving them direction, she counted on the
leader - Valenti Jr. - to relay the messages. All of the other
babies listened to him. The study continued...
But I woke up.
stay tuned for my next crazy dream.
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