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Name: Sarah
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Dallas
Birthday: 11/10/1985
Interests: God, my family, The Beatles, music, reading, writing, composing, reading/writing poetry, recording/producing, photography, short stories, the piano, playing my french horn, my guitar, homestarrunner.com
Expertise: Probably getting myself in trouble when it comes to matters of the heart. That and my horn. (Sometimes)
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  adaisykid
Member Since:
9/21/2004
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| heheMan! The doctor told me I can't kiss anyone for 6-18 months.
A year and a half! Dang! | | |
| We used to roll out.Quotes from Spring 2008 semester.
Me: "I just hate Christian pop. It's so shallow and.... so literal."
Sarah: "Yeah, for real. Hearts don't have eyes."
"I don't have any lame sweaters. All my sweaters are awesome."
-l'toddifer
Guy in One Show class: "We just thought tying the three Doritos to the trinity could be very iconic."
Glenn: "....and sacriligious..."
Travis: "Sacri-LICIOUS!"
"They're putting Doritos in this guy's WANG???"
Ken
"I think it would be funnier with a catheter... even if they are putting it in the guy's mouth."
Ken ...again.
"Have you noticed how people go across the street and pay money to get scared? Why don't we just write scary music? ...soon chicks were running out of our shows scared. So I said, 'Our scary music is working, isn't it?'"
Ozzy Osbourne
"Snoochie Boochies!"
"Yar, call me back, Ishmael."
the Sea Captain
Me: "I have a big sore on my tongue."
Scott: "That's disgusting. You probably shouldn't tell people that."
Amy's mom: "Let's get the waiters over here to sing Happy Birthday to Amy."
Amy: "I need another drink first."
Mom: "Faders don't become producers."
Me: "They just move them."
Mom: "That's a technical joke isn't it?"
Me: "Yes it is."
"I just feel like the BIGGEST teenage girl right now."
-Sarah
"Do you think I would carve some flames on my bass just to make it look cool? I DON'T THINK SO."
-Chris, after seeing the coins I put on my valves.
"I think you should listen to recordings and not your boyfriend."
-Nikki Cash to Katie during class
"Don't listen to your boyfriend. Listen to recordings... of other boyfriends."
-Scott, in response to Nikki Cash's comment
"Thanks, Babies!"
-Scott ....to his boobs.
Amanda: "He wouldn't take his hands off his wee wee so I could put his diaper on."
Scott: "Well, yeah. It's the best toy a guy could have."
Amy: "I couldn't hear myself think!"
Scott: "Well then think louder."
Scott: "If I was your mother, I'd send you back."
Amy: "Hey Scott, at the animato with your super loud low note... I think you're covering the rest of us up."
Scott: "...you don't have mp there?"
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In my history class one February morn...
Girl: "So what kind of music do you listen to?"
Teacher: "Beggin' music."
Girl: "....so ....nothing new?"
Teacher: "Oh I'll listen to new music, if it begs. ...like R. Kelly."
and later...
Guy: "Didn't James Brown say he was a sex machine?"
Teacher: "He was still begging."
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"Rice Crispies up my butt!"
-Nick Rallo | | |
| FiguresFigures that I would see the ending to Funny Face on Gilmore Girls before I actually saw it watching the movie.
And don't get me wrong, I love Funny Face. I've attempted watching it a million times. But since we only had it on a VHS tape that someone used to tape the movie off of TV but conveniently FORGET to tape the ending also..... well, I've never seen the ending.
I love that movie though. Fred Astaire's voice is... so heavenly. And seriously. I could've totally been a sixties mod girl.
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| Some quotes from Fall of 2007"My snow globe was thrown in the fire and then eaten by sharks."
-John Krasinski
"Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here."
-Albus Dumbledore
"Ocean's 13 was a documentary ....about being handsome ....in a casino."
-Steve Colbert
"A mind is a terrible thing to change."
-The Word
"That's the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect them."
-Dwight Schrute
"There's too many people on this earth. ....We need a new plague."
-Dwight, again
While watching Star Wars....
Leia: "I just don't like you with your arms around me."
Han: "Well, I haven't got much time for anything else."
Me: "Whoa! I totally didn't catch that when I was 11."
Scott: "Yeah, I didn't catch it when you were 11 either."
Cartman: "Kyle, you can't be the tough one. You're jewish."
Kyle: "Jews can be tough!"
Cartman: "Oh yeah? Since when?"
Kyle: "Since Abraham." ha
"For I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can. You are not for all markets."
Rosalind to Phoebe, As You Like It
Katie: "I want to be an Ewok for Halloween."
Nick: "I think people would be confused. Ewoks aren't that short."
"You are pedantic and unhelpful."
Sarah (Nolen)
Mr. Hustis: "What does that 'p' mean there?"
Seth: "Play."
"My family tree is more of a wreath."
-Seth
This partially sums me up:
"The best customers are the ones who HAVE to buy a record on a Saturday, even if there's nothing they really want; unless they go home clutching a flat, square carrier bag, they feel uncomfortable. You can spot the vinyl addicts because after awhile they get fed up with the rack they're flicking through, march over to a completely different section of the shop, pull a sleeve out from the middle somewhere, and come over to the counter; this is because they have been making a list of possible purchases in their head ('If I don't find anything in the next five minutes, that blues compilation I saw half an hour ago will have to do'), and suddenly sicken themselves with the amount of time they've wasted looking for something they don't really want. I know the feeling well (these are my people, and I understand them better than I understand anybody in the world)."
-High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby
"ARE YOU DRUNK????"
-Daniel, after receiving a drive-by yelling from me and Sarah.
Sarah: "Daniel, I'm going to eat your face."
Daniel: "Careful. It's really salty."
Everyone in the car: "OH EWWW DANIEL."
Daniel: "WHAT???"
"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."
-Business Time.
"This chaos, when degree is suffocate, follows the choking."
Shakespeare
"I'm ugly because I date you."
Katie, to Scott
*sigh* "What is it about women in dumpsters?"
-Chief Wiggum
"Hey gasball.. YOU SUCK."
Nelson, to the sun.
While watching the Labyrinth.
Me: "Only in the 80s..."
Sarah: "...you could throw a baby."
"You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth."
-Family Guy | | |
| Some quotes from Fall of 2007"My snow globe was thrown in the fire and then eaten by sharks."
-John Krasinski
"Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here."
-Albus Dumbledore
"Ocean's 13 was a documentary ....about being handsome ....in a casino."
-Steve Colbert
"A mind is a terrible thing to change."
-The Word
"That's the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect them."
-Dwight Schrute
"There's too many people on this earth. ....We need a new plague."
-Dwight, again
While watching Star Wars....
Leia: "I just don't like you with your arms around me."
Han: "Well, I haven't got much time for anything else."
Me: "Whoa! I totally didn't catch that when I was 11."
Scott: "Yeah, I didn't catch it when you were 11 either."
Cartman: "Kyle, you can't be the tough one. You're jewish."
Kyle: "Jews can be tough!"
Cartman: "Oh yeah? Since when?"
Kyle: "Since Abraham." ha
"For I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can. You are not for all markets."
Rosalind to Phoebe, As You Like It
Katie: "I want to be an Ewok for Halloween."
Nick: "I think people would be confused. Ewoks aren't that short."
"You are pedantic and unhelpful."
Sarah (Nolen)
Mr. Hustis: "What does that 'p' mean there?"
Seth: "Play."
"My family tree is more of a wreath."
-Seth
This partially sums me up:
"The best customers are the ones who HAVE to buy a record on a Saturday, even if there's nothing they really want; unless they go home clutching a flat, square carrier bag, they feel uncomfortable. You can spot the vinyl addicts because after awhile they get fed up with the rack they're flicking through, march over to a completely different section of the shop, pull a sleeve out from the middle somewhere, and come over to the counter; this is because they have been making a list of possible purchases in their head ('If I don't find anything in the next five minutes, that blues compilation I saw half an hour ago will have to do'), and suddenly sicken themselves with the amount of time they've wasted looking for something they don't really want. I know the feeling well (these are my people, and I understand them better than I understand anybody in the world)."
-High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby
"ARE YOU DRUNK????"
-Daniel, after receiving a drive-by yelling from me and Sarah.
Sarah: "Daniel, I'm going to eat your face."
Daniel: "Careful. It's really salty."
Everyone in the car: "OH EWWW DANIEL."
Daniel: "WHAT???"
"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."
-Business Time.
"This chaos, when degree is suffocate, follows the choking."
Shakespeare
"I'm ugly because I date you."
Katie, to Scott
*sigh* "What is it about women in dumpsters?"
-Chief Wiggum
"Hey gasball.. YOU SUCK."
Nelson, to the sun.
While watching the Labyrinth.
Me: "Only in the 80s..."
Sarah: "...you could throw a baby."
"You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth."
-Family Guy | | |
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