Q: "u fart to much ur butt will fall off!"A: "That's more of a statement than a question, but I'll answer it anyway. Actually, if you don't fart, your butt will eventually come flying off because of the intense pressure, possibly injuring any bystanders. SO, a word to the wise: don't hold it in. Signed, Your Doctor. "
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Original: 4/19/2005 9:41 PM
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Tuesday, April 19, 2005
 

Hello people, once again!! I just finished my English paper and I am sooooo proud. I made it almost 5 pages and it only had to be 4, I'm SUCH an over achiever. HA! However it is not perfect and we are striving for exellence here, at least that's what my teacher wants. He expects us to be like little professional literature geniuses or something..... IT'S PURE CRAZINESS I TELL YOU!!! But anyways I'm finished with it and that's what matters.

This weekend me and my friend went job hunting. We went by like every place in Jefferson City to pick up applications, by the end we didn't even want the jobs we were picking up apps for, but we got them anyways because we were getting pretty good at it. we couldn't just stop. It was great fun! Although,we didn't get to IHOP or Barnes and Noble because we couldn't figure out how to get over there. ( I know u mite be thinking that Jeff City is not that big of a place, but me and my friend are living proof that u can get lost anywhere). It can be pretty difficult finding ur way around when u keep talking and don't pay attention to where ur going, no matter how long u've lived in the city. And while we were trying to find our way back to those places my friend drove on a sidewalk. hahahahahaha. It was really funny. We were by the Hampton Inn and we needed to turn around so she made a very tight turn,we ended up on an approximately 10 foot sidewalk. In her defense it didn't look like a sidewalk at all and  also, what is the point of having a sidewalk that is only like 10 feet long, that's crazy, it only confuses people!And in the middle of the sidewalk there was a huge, pointy rock that she ran over and it made a huge THUD noise when we went over it, but luckily her car wasn't leaking anything afterwards. We escaped that disaster without a scratch on us. So the lesson of the day is: Don't drive on sidewalks, no matter how tempting it may be.

And then later when we were picking up an application at KFC, the manager came out to give us the papers and he looked at my friend and said, "Merry meet." we both looked at eachother with very confused faces, I thought maybe it was a new kind of chicken or something cuz after all, we were at KFC. But then he said it again and pointed to his chest. So my friend thot he said, "marry me" and he started laughing at her. After him saying that about 5 times she finally realized he was talking about her necklace. Apparently it had the symbol of a witch on it or something.( Just to tell u my friend is not a witch, she just thot the necklace was neat). but after that whole thing I think she went home and threw it away. I guess witches say Merry meet when they see eachother or something............... but that was really confusing.... and how the manager new that,I have no idea..... so we decided not to work there! It was really funny tho, I still crack up about it.

well I better go cuz I still gotta shower and everything and I have MAP testing tomorrow. WOOHOO!! so I gotta get my beauty sleep.

PS: For all of u who wanted to know I got the quote at the top of the page from a site called " truth or crap" it's a really funny site where these people answer all these stupid questions

PSS: Katie, do u really have a Greinke poster? That is soooooooooo neat!! I would love it!

PSSS: JENNA ARE U HAPPY NOW!! I finally updated my site

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and what did it take for you to finally update your site?  me calling and telling you about a million times to do it!  i am very pleased with you nonetheless.  so, you and kristy getting into adventures?  as usual.  somehow it doesn't surprise me that kristy ended up driving on a sidewalk.  the way you two are. 

haha, i still crack up every time i read your header.  "you fart to much your butt will fall off!"  great stuff.  ok, well, i'm gonna "scoot" cuz i'll see you in like 3 days and, well, i just don't feel like saying anything else right now.  so, see ya when i see ya, sista margaretta!

Posted 4/19/2005 10:26 PM by let_us_run - reply

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well, it's not exactly a poster, it's a picture off the front of a magazine, but I'll tear it off and give it to you sometime. 

Posted 4/23/2005 5:18 PM by RoyalsBaby - reply

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GOOOD GOD!!!!  GO TO SONIC!  THEY HIRE ANYBODY!!! I MEAN, THEY HIRED ME!!!!  ~elise

Posted 4/24/2005 2:00 AM by ecsommers - reply


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