I was tired of being a loser dingus licking bastard so i decided to update my umm.... dog.
This weekend was like, so fucking awesome man. Dude, i am the coolets kid EVERRRRRRRRRR! well, this is what happened
monday. i mean, friday - i poooped a lot on friday. i lost like 3242 pounds just from shitting. THen i watched sports all night and my brother had a few friends over who are cool and stuff. i had a good time. oh yeah, i talked to SAHP on the phone for AT LEAST 323 hours. we played FF3 all night and it was awesomely delicious.
saturday - saturday i watched the redsox lose and then justin came over and we had a great time up north for the weekend, laconia. we played poo(l) and we sucked a lot cuz we sucky now. and we played HHB and Max Payne and stupid games like that. THen we created a hilarious team in NBA 2k3 cuz we loserly delicious.
Sunday- we had a barbaque thingy and it was fun we had a lot of food and soda and shit. we watched the redsox win in extra innings cuz we so cool. and we hung out with a bunch people and sean is the greatest man alive other than me and a few other people.
monday was a boring day. we just watched redsox and played more VGs and played bball. WE FIXED MY BASKETBALL HOOP! WOO YEAH! it was coo. and then we went out to dinner and i had a CHICKEN POT PIE! and then we drove justin home and we saw a deer on the way back on the side of the road about to run out into the road but we slammed on the breaks and we didn't hit it "FOOW" yeah mon. and sean said "IF I WAS BLACK, I WOULD GO OUT WITH WHITE GIRLS JUST TO INTIMIDATE THEIR DADS!"
and he said "when you cover a song, you do something to enhance it. You don't just smear ur cock all over it. Hey, i covered it. You covered it in sperm you bastard!
okay, i gonna be so cool like all the cool people. watch my coolness.
Name: Michael Anthony DALALLAIO
Birthday: october 189, 1993
Birthplace:Massapoopets
Current Location: my dog's dingus hole
Eye Color: uhh...i can run real good.
Hair Color: YOU TELL ME U STUPID DUMSHIT LOSER POOP!
Righty or Lefty: I use my right hand.... ;)
Zodiac Sign: poop
Font: font
series 2 - your favorite...
Music: "i like the way you move..." or "where do we go now" you're beautful...
Cartoon: the one when that guy is like "uhh...i can run real good"
Color: mountain dew
Car: VROOM!
Slushy Flavor: ear wax
Magazine: SPORTS DREW!
TV Show: the one when the guy is like "thats a great pitch FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Song at the Moment: Sleeping in by those dudes who live in the mail truck
Language: pig latin. "ixna on the tupidsa"
Spice Girl: the one who ate my dingus last week.
Food & Beverage: cottage cheese and pig sperm.
Subject in School: sex ed. THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO EAT SOMEONE"S DINGIS WITHOUT HURTING THEIR EAR!
Weekend Activity: sleeping in. don't wake me up when I'm sleeping. HA JUSTN U SUCH A DOUCHBAG FULL OF COTTAGE CHEESE!
Frozen Yogurt:uhh... i can run rela good.
Roller Coaster: the one when its like "dude, u gonna die"
series 3 - what is...
Your most overused phrase: if you touch my dingus, i'll give you a wedgy!
First thing you thought when you woke up: AHHH! THERE"S A GUY WITH A BROKEN DINGUS NEXT TO ME!
Last image/thought you go to sleep with: why is there a guy with a black mustache on my lap?
First feature you notice of opposite sex: opposite sex? WTF KINDA QUESTION IS THIS!
Best name for a Butler: butt
Wussiest Sport: croquet
LOOK EVERYONE I CAN SPIN A FLAG WHILE SKIPPING IN CIRCLES! (sorry just an opinion)
Your best feature: my anus
Your greatest fear: i fear i wont' be ass cool ass i am tomorrow.
Your greatest accomplishment: making tuna fish
Your most missed memory: i miss sleeping with supp.....
series 4 - you prefer...
Pepsi or Coke: beear
McDonald's or Burger King: beer
Single or Group Dates: group. cuz i can kill the other guy and eat both of their dinguses.
fireworks or thunder: GONADS IN THE LIGHTING!
Adidas or Nike: and 1
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: fish strips
Dogs or Cats: dogs.. i love my cat, but she doesn't have a dingus.
Rugrats or Doug: WANANA..> JACK BANDIT!
Monica or Brandy: monica has no dingus. brandy has one. so i like bob.
Tupac or Jay-Z: WOO TANG CLAN!
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: SHANIA CUZ SHE SO LIEK FUC ING HOT!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mountain poo
One pillow or Two:23432
Chocolate
Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: cocoa.. cuz it tastes better
Cappucino or Coffee: coffee ice scream
series 5 - do you..
Shower everyday: yes, i shower every day except for the other 4 days in the week
Have a crush: no, i don't have a 'crush' crushes are for losers who are like "i think i sorta maybe possibly like this person cuz she is a little good looking and i talked to her once and she actually said something other than "FUCK YOU U STUPID ANUS LICKING DONKEY BASTARD" i got a likage. or maybe a big interestage. i wonder if i will ever eat her dingus.
Think you've been in love:I'm in love with my dingus
like high school: i like high school the same way a deer likes being crushed by a 3234523432 pound rain boulder
have a cell phone: yea my # is 353-3235
Want to get married: yes. that is why i am moving to San Fraiun
Type correctly: I tink so.
Believe in yourself: I bealive that if i believed in myself i would believe in myself.
Have any tattoos?:yes. i got a huge dingus between my asscheeks. Wait, that isn't a tattoo.
Have any piercings?: ues, between my toes.
Get motion sickness: on da bus i get dingus sickness.
Think you're a health freak: yes, i once at 23432 oranges in 23.2 seconds.
Get along with your parents:yes, all the time.
Like thunderstorms: if i do, will you eat my dingus?
6 - the future...
Age your plan to be married: 23
Number and names of children: 34 probably cuz i lOVE sex! I am the sex master of disaster. names are dingus 1, 2,34, 6,5,3,34,43,43,4,5,4,3,45,,3,4,54,3
Where will you be at age 20: at ur house eating ur ass.
Dream wedding: in a big potato
How do you want to die: AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG I"M DIEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream job: is a good show.
Country you'd like to visit: yugaslavia
series 7 - opposite sex...
Best eye color: oramge
Best hair color: orange
Short or long hair: short orange
Best height: 4'3
Best weight: 23432423432545234423 lbs.
Best clothes:pramge
Best first date location: in my bed....
Best first kiss location:under the covers....
series 8 - other...
Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: if you consider justin a stuffed animal, then last night.
Rings before you answer the phone: .3
What's on your mousepad: a dingus
How many houses you've lived in: 32
How many schools you've gone to:32
Bedroom carpet color: i have tile dumbshit
Shave your head for $5,000?: i've shave my head for 13 cents!
What is something you imagine?: I imagine being jimi hendrix and fucking 23432 guy at the same time. and then screwing a guitar
Something that makes you happy: sleeping with sahp.
How do you think people see you?: umm.... they see me by um... LOOKING AT ME! ISN"T THAT HOW ALL PEOPLE SEE PEOPLE! unless they are looking at a mirror and i am reflected in it. hmm....
Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people:I'd take sahp, justin, and a dildo.
Best time of your life so far: when i graduated 1st grade. i had a party and i ate 23432 dinguses in 234. 53 seconds. its my record. I also liked it when justin came over and i umm.... beat him in poo. and when supp came over and said "hey fat datty"
DUDE! I DOINE! I SO COOL! I WANT YOU TO SAY I AM SOO COOL AND LAVE ME SOME FUCKING AWESOME COMMENTS YOU STUPID COCKSNIFFING PUSSY eATER!
sean - "Ja-Rule is a pussy ass nigga!"
anthony- pussy.. ass.. nigger?
Sean- no, i said he's a pussy ass niggA! I would never make fun of his race.
good times good times. | 
