Dear Miss Knows:

One of the guys that I work with is a total jackass. He lies about me to my supervisor, he tries to kiss up to me by talking shit about one of my coworkers. He's totally moronic on top of it all. What do I do that doesnt involve an empty elevator shaft?

Corporate Slave

Dear CS:

Take his picture and post it under a creative heading on Craigslist.  You choose the board, may I suggest something NSA?

Wickedly,

Miss K

Dear Miss K:

What to wear to a summer wedding?

Perplexed Girl and Dry Cleaning Time is Running Out

Dear Miss Last Minute:

Wear the nude Jimmy Choos, the strappy ones.

XoXo,

Miss KA

Dear Miss K:

I'm in a serious relationship with Y.  There is no spark. There is nada. Then came along X. Fireworks abound. For the first time, I am madly in love. What to do?

Conflicted.

Dear Darling Conflicted:

You only live once. Make sure you have your house in order, you still have to look out for yourself after all. But life it to be lived and its so much more to it when you are in love. Let Y find someone that loves them for who they are, just as you want someone to love you for who you are. Could you and X be meant for each other? Soulmates? Could it be Fate?

Maybe... but Fate never worked without a little nudge.

Romantically,

Miss K

Dear Little Miss:

One of my professors totally skeeves me out.. but I need letter of rec for my law school apps.. and besides being a creepy pervert.. his recomendation would be an asset.. i don't want to be in his debt.. what to do?

Cute-Co-ed

Dear Cute:

Your professor has already been paid.. he runs hard core, x-rated fanatsies starring you through his head every morning as his prepares for the day. Ask him for the letter and apply to a school far away from him..and go to law school and get schooled on sexual harrasment.

and get some great black leather sling backs, Coach has some terrific Manola knock-off's, for your interviews..

Pointedly,

Miss K.

Dear Know it all:

If I tell a girl that one of her friends wants to kill me.. doesn't that make her friend look stupid? Like petty and jealous stupid?

-Pimp in Training

Dear Want to be Pimp:

No. It makes you look like a pussy and crybaby pussy at that. And it makes that girl think that her friend is probably justified in killing you.

Curtly,

Miss Uber K