| | Fame and Fortune AwaitOK, I get it people. You can't become a featured blog unless you write something about love, romance, dating, happiness, bunnies, and rainbows. We can work with this. So, in honor of Xanga and its insistence on bringing out the Dr. Phil in everybody, I present, no diagrams, no whaddya-think postmodern lovefests, but 2 cents worth of total BS. It'll never work. Token Post on Love by Jeremy Croft (written, of course, in a manly style. Which is to say, outlined.) 1. I'm a guy. I like girls. They're beautiful, and pretty, and they have nice breath. 2. I want a girl. Sometime. It's not like I'll die if I don't get one now, but I'm enough of a man to admit that a girl would make me happy. 3. This is how I intend to get a girl. I'm going to look around, find one I like, and ask her out. If she says yes, I'm going to treat her like a queen and buy things for her and hold her while we watch sunsets. If she says no, I'm going to give her some time and then ask again and if she still says no, I'm going to find another girl. 4. When I find a girl who I really like and who really likes me, I'm going to marry her and live with her until I die. Wow. The crazy ideas I come up with. |
