one of my friends sent this to me and i thought it was funny, enjoy.

ASK DR. LAURA

        Dear Dr. Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
        When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
        I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? I also know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
        Now I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Then, Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
        A friend of mine also feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? And Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
        I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

ok, so today wasn't so bad...it ended pretty awesome/confusing though. heres a rundown:

-normal day of school (nothing exciting)
-went to TJ Maxx** after school at 4 for Fashion Show (March 31st for all you cats that wanna come)
-after an hour at TJ Maxx, i rushed over to Tuxedo Court for Fashion Show too (we do one casual and one prom wear thing)
-after that, me and some friends went to this thing at my school that was some guy named Skylar doing hypnosis

so for fun i decided to go up and try it out...i can't remember exactly what happened but at some point apparently my shirt came off, i saw everyone naked , barked like a dog, and some other stuff....it was funny, im glad i did it. only problem is that its REALLY relaxing so now ive got SOOOOO much energy its not even funny. oye. lol. overall: good times

**DONT EVER GO TO TJ MAXX!! the clothes they ahve there are absolutely disgusting, UGHH!!! nothing was nice

so i havn't written in like 2 weeks. i've been really busy.

this past weekend was fun. i went to a NFTY conclave (haggigah) and met a lot of people. that was fun. too bad it's my second to last conclave ....but now is never too late to meet new people... so this weekend we had an 80's dance thing at the end and everyone dressed up in 80's clothes. I decided to wear a mix between a greaser (from the outsiders) or a guy from grease. so i did the white undershirt, leather jacket, boots, buckle belt, and tight pants....these werent any pants. these things were hell in my... southern region... i got a few comments on my ass being nice but to tell you the truth, it was just cuz the pants were tight i guess.

anyway, so i came home on sunday afternoon and went right to work on my senior paper. i worked on it straight from the time i got home to the time i had to wake up. ugh. ive been up for the past 32+ hours....working on my paper, doing note cards, works cited, finding quotes, doing an outline...oye. words of advice to all you seniors: if your teacher says to hand in your papers and stuff in pieces, DO IT. dont procrastinate and do the WHOLE thing the night before.

on the bright side: it's finally COMPLETELY done and i get to have (some) of my life back.

i've really been enjoying talking to everyone i've met over the past weekend. i like meeting new people (i appoligize already cuz im terrible w/ names...i remember faces though, so if you have a picture of yourself, please send it too ) thank you all for just being awesome
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on a side note, i just wanted to thank jess (i donno if you're reading this or not). i know i normally dont write names, but i just wanted to thank her for helping me out last night at like 4 a.m. since she was the only one online. you're a lifesaver hun. thank you

awesome poem....

Still Here

I've been scarred and battered,
my hopes the wind done scattered,
snow has friz me, sun has baked me,
looks like between 'em
they done tried to make me
stop laughin', stop lovin', stop livin'--
but I don't care!
I'm still here!
                -- by Langston Hughes

always be yourself.

"You laugh because I'm different...
       I laugh because you're all the same"