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| parody of caroline
thanks to jeff, tiki and nyte for their help in this
Caroline! [Caroline!]
See Caroline, all the guys would say she's mighty loose [mighty loose]
But mighty loose only got you drinks half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or knocked out
Yeah, now dig this now, even though [even though]
You'd need a golden calculator to divide [to divide]
The time it took to look inside and count
The number of s. t. d's shes got, yeaahh!!
[Chorus - Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to think your pink don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naa
Yeah, your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naaa
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Verse Two ]
Caroline! [Caroline!]
See she's the reason for my jock itch [itch]
I hope she's speeding on the way to the clinic
Trying to hurry up and get a
day after pill or penicillin shot or something like that
And trying to use her makeup to cover up the herpies on her lips in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! I aint playing
She needs a golden calculator to divide [to divide]
The time it took to look inside and count
The number of s. t. d's shes got, yeaahh!
Chorus - Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to think your pink don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naa
Yeah, your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naaa
[Verse Three ]
Well she's got the hottest body, but her crotch smells like orange roughy
When I met her at a party she was really acting naughty
I said "Shorty, Would you get the fuck off me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you kidding?"
I said "Darling, you look like a prostitute with palsey"
Oh so you're one them freaks, go eep at the sight of a condom box recipt
But game been peeped, dont fuck her she's sick
Trickin' off this bitch is infectious
cant even suck my dick, a quick way to infections
A neat place wreak, fucking crabs for a week, a trick for a treat now
dont do raw sex, her AIDS test is flawled
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them doctors
And surgeons, just to hold my dick in my hand in the surgery room
I dont wanna see your support bra or to screw you!
Chorus - Repeat 4x]
I know you'd like to think your pink don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naa
Yeah, your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naaa
[Repeat 2x]
Better get off my balls
stop fucking guys in cars
What happens when your vag falls out
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
Skanky bitch... skanky bitch... fucking hoe of a bitch... shes a hoes hoe.... | | |
| HAAAAAAH!HA EAT THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING CHEATERS! NO WIN FOR YOU!!! cheating fucks got what they deserved.
Giants - 17
Patriots - 14
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| hmmmyou know working overnight gives me time to think about things. Ive figured out a couple of things.
One... I know what has been making me so irritated lately.. its not Amtgard, its not the lack of people going to the park, its not even the current indifferent attitude people seem to have to Amtgard right now...Its not Crissy its actually never been Crissy or Xavier.... Its one person and one person alone who has become a problem to me... I have come to the conclusion that I need to start remedying this problem.
Two... I love my job
Three... I really truly am going to quit...that means no cigs while gaming or Amtgard. I have to, I need to be here for my children when they have children.
Four... Theres been a lot of talk about Ron. How he is sorry for being the douche he is. I will say this. If I am ever to forgive it will be a long time still. I will never forget, we will never be cool again. We will never be friends again. I will do what I can to make sure he doesn't step foot at our park atleast for now, I'm not the only one whom would have a problem with him there. God help him if he shows up at my wedding, that would ruin it for us and if people think I'm being harsh now, they won't believe what will happen then. The most he can expect for a very long time is that we will be civil. He leaves me alone I'll gladly pretend he isn't there. There will be no friendly conversations, if we ever talk again it will be about possible Amtgard related things.
Five.... God I need a car.
K thats about it for now.
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| why even botherEveryone wanted our own group. So I went and got it. Everyone wanted a place to play. Went and got that too. Everyone wanted their shit updated. So I went and did it.
Now that everyone has what they want, they no longer fucking give a shit. They are either too lazy or have "plans" on a day they know is designated for Amtgard.
Fuck it, its just a game, I shouldn't get pissed about this. I just don't like working my ass off for nothing. So fuck it, I wont anymore. I got the shit rolling, its up to you all to keep it going. If it dies its not going to be my fault.
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| blahwell this year is done, cowboys lost a good close game to the giants. so no superbowl for the cowboys. well now to root for the packers.
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