| | parody of caroline
thanks to jeff, tiki and nyte for their help in this
Caroline! [Caroline!]
See Caroline, all the guys would say she's mighty loose [mighty loose]
But mighty loose only got you drinks half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or knocked out
Yeah, now dig this now, even though [even though]
You'd need a golden calculator to divide [to divide]
The time it took to look inside and count
The number of s. t. d's shes got, yeaahh!!
[Chorus - Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to think your pink don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naa
Yeah, your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naaa
[
Verse Two ]
Caroline! [Caroline!]
See she's the reason for my jock itch [itch]
I hope she's speeding on the way to the clinic
Trying to hurry up and get a
day after pill or penicillin shot or something like that
And trying to use her makeup to cover up the herpies on her lips in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! I aint playing
She needs a golden calculator to divide [to divide]
The time it took to look inside and count
The number of s. t. d's shes got, yeaahh!
Chorus - Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to think your pink don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naa
Yeah, your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naaa
[Verse Three ]
Well she's got the hottest body, but her crotch smells like orange roughy
When I met her at a party she was really acting naughty
I said "Shorty, Would you get the fuck off me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you kidding?"
I said "Darling, you look like a prostitute with palsey"
Oh so you're one them freaks, go eep at the sight of a condom box recipt
But game been peeped, dont fuck her she's sick
Trickin' off this bitch is infectious
cant even suck my dick, a quick way to infections
A neat place wreak, fucking crabs for a week, a trick for a treat now
dont do raw sex, her AIDS test is flawled
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them doctors
And surgeons, just to hold my dick in my hand in the surgery room
I dont wanna see your support bra or to screw you!
Chorus - Repeat 4x]
I know you'd like to think your pink don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naa
Yeah, your pussy really smells like tuu uuu naaa
[Repeat 2x]
Better get off my balls
stop fucking guys in cars
What happens when your vag falls out
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
Skanky bitch... skanky bitch... fucking hoe of a bitch... shes a hoes hoe.... |
| | Posted 4/17/2008 2:46 AM - 0 comments
- recommend
  - recs0
- give stars
- votes0
- email
 - sent0
|
