>  A marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
> Iraqi
>  soldier badly injured and unconscious.  Nearby but on the opposite
> side of
>  the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
>  The
>  Marine was conscious and alert.
>
>  As first aid was given to both men, the squad leader anxiously asked
> the
>  Marine what had happened.
>
>  The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
>  highway, and coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier.   Seeing
> each
>  other we both took cover."
>
>  "What happened then?" the corpsman asked.   "I yelled to him that
> Saddam
>  Hussein was a rotten low life slug, and he yelled back, 'John Kerry,
> Ted
>
>  Kennedy, Bill and Hillary Clinton are miserable slime balls'."
>
>  "We were standing there in the road shaking hands when the truck hit
> us.
> 

i hope none of you are liberals

The answers are, Quiz 1:   D, and Quiz 2:    A

atoned 4:  -1

Ian:   0

Faith:   0

Leah:   -1

Susannah:   -1

Question #2

What saved me form falling glass when ian threw the baseball to me but hit the basketball hoop glass(by the way, ian says the ball was wet).

A.  i was running back to catch the ball, and i ran past the basketball hoop, so i didn't get hit by the glass

B.  i told ian that if he threw another ball over my head into the snow on purpus i would run inside, and I say the ball going over my head so i thought he did it on purpus, so i ran to go inside.

C.  matt threw a snowball at me, and i wanted to get him back so i ran at him.

D.  when ever the baseball was going to hit the snow i would kick the snow, and i knew the ball would hit the snow, so i ran to kick the snow.

since ian knows what happened, i this other quiz is for him.  If any others want to do this one, and get it right, they get a point, but if the get it wrong, they lose a point.

What stupid thing did i do last sunday.

A.  i put on my church shoes, but then i took them off because i thought they were my play shoes

B.  i was testing out a rubber band and i shot myself with it

C.  i was in a hurry to get out side, so i was stuffing some food down my throat and walked into the door

D.  i asked my mom where my Bible was, and she told me i was holding it in my hand

the answer for the quiz is B

I opened my door and smelled a horable smell.  At night my cat Oreo sleeps in my roomm so i knew it was his litter box.  I asked my mom what i should do and she told me that i should clean it. Can you believe it, i have to clean my cats litter box.lol.  So i get the scooper, and scoop the.....um........gold, and reached my hand up for a bag, and there was nothing; so I had to go down stairs and get a bag.  so then i scooped the stuff and went to open my door to go down stairs( i have to close the door to keep Oreo in my room)but then i hear scratching. I turn around around and saw Oreo doing his stuff( i think you know what i mean).  I just wanted to go to bed, so i just decieded to forget about it.  After i threw the gold out, i see this black and white blure out of the corner of my eye.  It just so happened that i forgot to close my door, and Oreo got out. After chasing Oreo for a wial. I decieded to go to plan B.  We have this lazzer light, and Oreo LOVES it.  So i shine it up the stairs and into my room, and close the door.  Now i am thinking that Oreo is done with all his attemps to excape, and he will go to bed. BBBBBBBBUUUUUUTTTT  when i put my head on my pillow i Oreo jumps up and all i am thinking about is oreo's litter paws.  so i get him off my pillow, but then he jumps off my bed and starts meowing at the door. 

So here is the score

Ian:  0

Faith:  1

Leah:  0

Susannah:  0   

Hey all, I am going to put up 1 question every 3 days (I don't count Sunday), and who ever gets that question right gets 1 point.  There will be a total of 15 questions.  Who ever wins gets to post ANY thing they want on my xanga.  You can bash it or anything.  And I will give the winner 15 rubber bands (if anyone doesn't understand the rubber bad part just ask faith or Leah).

Question one:

What kept me up one Friday night?

A. I had to read 6 more chapters in my book for class

B. My cat escaped

C. I needed to help my dad get to bed

D. I was listening to William Hung