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Name: Jessica
Birthday: 9/26/1902
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Interests: Jimmy, Guitar, Music, Movies


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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Currently Listening
Places for Breathing
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I am completely fascinated.

I'll start from the beginning so ya'll know what I'm talking about.

There's a website that I go to that has those (look to weblog before this one) cartoons on it. That website updates every day. Somehow I got my xanga to update with the website, every day. Now I didn't do anything techy. I just copied and pasted the picture up. But it was a picture from like 3 days ago that I posted. And it has changed to the picture of the day every day.

Fascinating. No?


Monday, July 24, 2006

Currently Reading
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
By Tucker Max
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Monday, July 10, 2006

Currently Reading
My Sister's Keeper : A Novel
By Jodi Picoult
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I have pictures from Illinois. Hell yes.

Me underneath a giant indian. I state the obvious.

In front of an elephant whom a) needs contacts and b) needs to go to an AA meeting

A look behind

My Aunt Deb and I trying on some pretty kickass sunglasses  My grandma wouldn't join the fun

Hot hat. I know. Shopping with my Aunt Debbie and Grandma Jersey

 

Some of the family. My father attempting to send a text message. My Auntie Lo looking at my prom pictures. Uncle Brian wants some wine? And Grandma listening intently to Auntie Lo.

Now this is the whole family. Minus Grandma, who is taking the picture. I'm not even going to tell you who everyone is because it would take too long.


Friday, June 30, 2006

Alright so I figured this earned it's place here.

I was taking some psych test for my mother and here's how one of the questions went :

 

Mom: Alright. So if a kid smaller than you starts a fight with you, what should you do?

Me: Uhh... Kick it in the face.

Mom: ... *starts writing*

Me: What?! Don't write that! The people you turn it into will think I'm violent and deranged!

 

Here's how another part of the test went:

 

There's a part where you have to listen to a sequence of numbers and then repeat them back, but backwards. So the first few were easy, but then there were like 10 numbers. So I started writing them down on my hand.

 

Mom: *says sequence of numbers*

Me: *scribbles furiously while Mom is not looking*

Mom: *looks up* Wha- .. Are you .. writing down the numbers?

Me: Err... I'm doodling .. It helps me concentrate...

 

 

I wanted you to know

That I love the way you

 Laugh


Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I have come to realize that my life is not very exciting. And that people probably don't want to read about it everyday. So that's why I kinda gave up on this for a bit. Now I admit that I like to write in this more than Myspace, but apparently it has lost it's luster with us. And I feel bad for Xanga. It deserves some damn attention once in a while. So I have taken up the gauntlet and will now update only to post incredibly funny comics. (To me at least) And then if anything exciting comes up that I just happen to take pictures of it. I will tell the story.

 



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