would you rather...
live forever? or die tomorrow?
get caught raping a chiken? or be raped by an emu with no one around to help you?
talk like yoda? or breathe like Darth Vader? (for the rest of your life)
have your mom NOT shave her legs? or you dad shave his?
die drowing? or die in a fire?
eat a fried dog turd dusted with light herbs? or eat a urine snow cone?
find 9 dead babies in a box? or find 9 parts of 1 baby in 9 different boxes?
have a foot long nose? or have a foot long tounge?
be michael jackson or be a kid in his bed
lick a pigs butthole non-stop for 3 years or have sex with a goat once
live with wild animals in a mud pit till you die or be in love with the serial killer who killed your family and you didnt even know
puke your poo? or eat threw your butt?
blow snot on your date? or fart loudly and smelly next to your date at dinner?
walk in on your parents? or have your parent walk in on you?
eat a pound of boogers? or drink a pound of sweat?
inhale the worlds smelliest fart for 10 hours or sniff fresh dog diarrhea covered in maggots from 2 cm away for 10 hours?
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