Although your email was cute and almost seemed as if you thought of yourself as my guardian of sorts, or maybe you think your my keeper?  Yes I know we spent a long time together and shared good times and bad... Or maybe you wish to threaten me?  There is still an extremely dark memory of all the different ways to treated me like shit.  (I'll not recap it here) Besides, I know that you owe someone a pretty chunky bit of money, so you had better keep your punk ass on the other side of the turnpike or I'll be looking to collect on their behalf with interest.

I was a naive pup before but you would not DARE fuck with this bitch NOW.

You sure as hell got my attention... happy now?