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Monday, July 26, 2004

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 20:28:01 GMT

:Sigh:

For some reason, i've been kinda feeling lonely lately. Just seeing people together gets me down lately. Seems like everyone has someone except me and the girls that I do like already have someone already. Like this one girl at work is a very cool chick and seems to flirt with me alot, but she is married so there is nothin' I can do about that. Sigh This sucks balls!

Monday, July 26, 2004

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 03:26:49 GMT

Sherlock Homeboy!

I was at church today helping them setup for there Vacation Bible School today and me and my cousin L.G. were just fucking around with some of the costume so I told him to put onthe Sherlock Holmes type costume, but to tilt his hat like Usher does. lol We could find the smoking pipe anywhere, but instead of using a smoking pipe we were gonna have him smoke a joint or a bong. lol Sherlock Homeboy everyone! lol

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Can a Fat Guy Dive Threw a Hoop?!?!?!? WATCH & SEE!!! LOL!

OMG! You guys need to see this shit! I can't stop laughing at this. The kid in the video name is Mikey and he wanted to see if he could dive threw a hula hoop. So the girl in the video who is holding the hula hoop is named Jeniffer. Ok, so now prepare to laugh off at what comes next! LOL!

Monday, July 26, 2004

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 03:16:49 GMT

Underworld: Vampire's Night

I just downloaded this game from T-Mobile site and it rocks! I love it! I was so disappointed when the Underworld console game was only being released in the UK cause I was really looking forward to it! But at least I have this little Underworld mobile phone game! It sorta reminds me of the Batman games on SNES. Go download it! I took this screenshot with Fexplorer!

Friday, July 23, 2004

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 23:07:17 GMT

My Homemade Pizza!

Yes I made this pizza! Why is that so hard for girls to believe?!?!? I actually made the same thing yesterday and I took some of my leftovers to work today and this girl smelt it and they said,"That smell so good! Can I have a bite?" Of Course I said "Sure!", and then they said "Mmmm that good! Where did you get it from?" and I told them I made it and they just laughed and didn't believe me, but then I reminded them that they have seen my cooking before cause I've brought soup and chili to work before which I made as well. She told me, "You like the only guy I know who can cook and knows about food!" I just laughed it off cause she was married! Damn it! I get to enjoy this pizza here again alone all by myself at home......AGAIN! God, I'm fuckin' lonely! Makes me just wanna fuckin shoot myself sometimes! ;-P

Friday, July 23, 2004

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 23:05:27 GMT

I, Robot

I saw I, Robot Friday. Pretty good movie, not bad like I thought it might be, but not as good as I had hoped it would be. I like how the Will Smith typicial humor was kept to a very low amount. I mean I think he's funny and all, but there is just some movies where it doesn't fit and it gets old cause he is the same character in each film just put in a different plot. He was really good in here. The robots in the film were also pretty cool characters as well. I say go see it! It was a pretty good film and I'll be buying it on DVD for sure.

Friday, July 16, 2004

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 02:33:28 GMT

Happy Birthday to me!

LOL When I got to work today this was waitng for me in my seat! The trainer had got me 2 dozen chocolate covered donuts for my birthday and antoher guy brought another 24 regualr glazed donuts. That was so nice of them! lol Me and a couple of the girls were about a minute late to our seats so we had to sing in front of the rest of our class. Guess what we had to sing? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.........TO ME! I had to sing to myself. "Happy Birthday to me. Happy birthday dear me. Happy birthday to me!" LOL! We were all laughing at that! haha Hmmmmm So far 2 of my cousins and the people at work have told me "Happy Birthday" I don't see me doing anything tonight though which kinda sucks cause I wanna do something since it my birthday and all. :sigh: Oh well.

My Birthday Sucked Ass!

My birthday sucked ass! When I got home from work yesterday, I was bored so I went to sleep around 6:30 and didn't wake up till 11 and that was because my dad's girlfriend woke me to tell me happy birthday. I just said thanks and went back to sleep and slept till the next day. AND That was it! Now check this! I woke up the today and got to the kitchen and I see this card for me and guess what was underneath the card? More goddamn donuts! LOL! I don't even like sweets that much and had overdosed on them them yestersay! So I read the card from my dad and guess what it said. "You are a pain, but I love you anyway." How fucked up is that?!?!?!? I actually thought it was funny cause it was fucked up. lol Fucked up things make me laugh. Oh well maybe next year we have a TA M-n-G on my birthday!

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 03:31:47 GMT

I saw this while taking a shit in the restroom. Sorry to be blunt like that but it was the situation I was in at the time and I like to be brutally honest. This was written on the toliet paper dispenser. I thought it was freakin' hilarious. I love humor like that! lol

Anyways, it was my first day at my new job with APAC Teleservices. Very cool people in my training class. The teacher of the class told everyone there that my birthday was on Wednesday and that if anyone was late from there break that they would have to sing me Happy Birthday. lol Half the fuckin' class was late! I got 3 different performances. the first was a 3 pretty girls singing me Happy Birthday! That rocked! then this guy and girl had to sing me Happy Birthday and the guy is guy is gonna try out for the Christian version of American Idol called The Gifted on TBN. He got all into it and it was hilarious! Then this guy got lost in the building and was late and had to do a solo performance. It must of sucked to be him! LOL! I thought it was great! I've never recieved so much love! This place seems really cool and I might like it here.

P.S. I talked to debaser on the phone and he is coming back real soon! Probably this weekend or next week! So get ready for....

The Return of Debaser!

Monday, July 12, 2004

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 03:44:13 GMT

We are so Hardcore!

I told my cousin Richard to take a pic posing like were all hard and stuff. Damn! If I saw us on the street or something I'd be scarred because I'd say like "Damn those guys are hard and so gangsta! I bet they could get my ass!" and it'd be true too beyotch!!! lol Ah shit! I feel a flow coming on! Damn here it goes!

LISTEN UP BEYOTCH! You know she sends me! When she looks my way! I can't defend me! All I can do is Pray! For her to spare me! A brother's sweet death rays! Bu the Bitch really want to take a roll in the hay! So I said, "Baby we can just hold it all down! You know that you and me can take a spin around town! Just hop into my Hummer and roll the window down"

Chrous:You know it westside night and I'm feeling alright, Got bitch in my pants and Jin & Sprite! You know it westside night and I'm feeling alright, Got bitch in my pants and Jin & Sprite!

And so we're I'm mackin'! At every mother fuckin' light! And I'm like "Chill bitch! I gots some business tonight!" And then I see them In the opposite lane! Them bitches don' the tall order of pain!

Chrous:You know it westside night and I'm feeling alright, Got bitch in my pants and Jin & Sprite!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes my gat into their car! IT'S HIT NUMBER 6 THIS WEEK SO FAR!!!I know there names, The Dirty Games! But tonight their evil will go up in flames!

Chrous: Yo it's westside hit! I got my Mack 10 lit! Bitch get down you don't want to see this shit! Yo it's westside hit! I got my Mack 10 lit! Bitch get down you don't want to see this shit!

Bridge: They be dying! Some be frying! They be crying! I'll be sighing! AND AS THE BITCH BLOWS UP THEY BE FLYING!

Chrous: Yo it's westside hit! I got my Mack 10 lit! Bitch get down you don't want to see this shit!

Now my bitch calmed down as we drove way. And I know tonight I'm gonna get some play! But if she tries to make me stay, She can go to hell,. Cause I got another fuckin date tonight with this girl Michelle!

Damn! What happened? I was in the zone! LOL!

Saturday, July 10, 2004

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 22:56:17 GMT

Freaks & Geeks

Freaks & Geeks was one of the best shows on tv & they cancelled it! I know it's been like 2 or 3 years since they cancelled it but it still suck that they did that! Oh well at least they recently put it on DVD to enjoy it!

Friday, July 09, 2004

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 23:02:23 GMT

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

I saw Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy this afternoon. I was counting down the days till it came out cause I was really looking forward to it. Needless to say, I freakin' loved it! Such a funny movie and all the cameo in the movie rocked! I won't tell you any of them, but get ready for the Battle of the Anchorman Teams.....Lord or the Rings style! lol Steve Carell, I think, stole the show in this movie. He had the funniest lines. "I love table. I love lamp." lol The due can't think for himself and so his name is Brick. lol There is really funny scene in the movie involving one of the cameos, Ron Burgandy & his dog! lol Go see it! If you dont like cheesy dialouge then you probably won't like this movies humor, but I loved it as did everyone in the theater!

P.S. I will talk about the cameos and the movie in the comments so Spoilers in the comments!!! Beware if you don't wany of it ruined for you!!!