Good Morrow to you my faithful readers, it is I your goddess, back to reign terror and fear on man kind... well men in general... I was all on my loving goddess phase, thought I'd give up black majicks forever... thought I'd found my soul mate... and he screwed me bloody over @.@ and for that he and the rest of the race of men shall perish and die before my altar to apease my insatiable blood lust... sure I have a few acolytes who wish I would grace them with my divine presence, but, no matter, they to must feel my just wrath, for my will is absolute... and my cause is righteous... no man shall ever hurt a woman again... a eutopian society... ESTROGEN RULES!!!!... *ahem* I must now see to the world wide man apocolypse... if you wish to contribute your thoughts I would be most appreciative

In Darkness yours, Mab

 I'm sorry it took me so long to write since the last time....some nasty little assasins tried to come in here and take me out... grrr.. when I find out who sent them I will tear them limb from limb and then torture their earthbound souls so that they may never find peace in this plain of existence or the next.... they had me tied up for a while...you may be asking how  they could tie up someone as awesome as me, the answer is plain and simple, I was drugged, someone slipped some kind of dragonsbane in my tea and poof I was out

I wake up about a week later tied up and at the bottom of a well during rainy season, good thing I can't die by drowning ....but I am very...very....wet... @.@ and not to mention pissed off... *mutters something aboutmuck being in every crevace....damned bunnies...* but I digress.  now you may be wondering.... how the bloody seven hells did I get free...well all I can say is it's a good thing they forgot to take my lucky 8 ball and my tea leaves... I'm sure you can fill in the blanks ^.^

If you have any idea who would send assasins after me please leave me a note....I'm going to get my hell hounds on the case and track down those rotten twirps....

Forever your queen in Darkness,

Queen Mab

So i was on my way to read the tea leaves... and ya know what? turns out when they stole my stuff they were kind enought to clean out my pantry too... so I had to go all the way to fooking india, where the only proper kind of tea leaf for reading is grown and then I found out that the shoppe I usually by it from has been out of buisness for a couple hundred years >.>.... so I had to go to china to where my second fav. tea shoppe is and by the time I got the tea and was brewing it up... I had forgottten me specific purpose for doing all that in the first place O.X.... so I just fooking gave up on the whole bloody mess, drank my cup of tea and watched 'Sabrina the teenage witch'... so not an accurate witch life... but funny none the less....so yah.. next time I decide to divine something, I'm just sticking with the trusty ol' magic 8 ball *shakes* it says...'buggar off'... well that's rude *smashes ball into ground*  I'm going to go get another one...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ya know what... I was gone for less than a couple months and this world has gone the wrong way, instead of sadness and destruction, everywhere I go I see happy people...=.= it makes me ill... happy preppy people...with there cheerfullness and niceness... burn them burn them all @.@!!!! anyway where was I... this place is all wrong, I mean look at these drapes... I ordered them in ebony and I got smoky instead, you'd think that if you pre-paid 50 yrs in advance they'd have time to get it right !!!.... and and my evil lair has been entirely ransacked by lousy rotten no good, do-gooding peeps...now I have to start building it all again from scratch...thanks capt. dork head...any way peoples I want to be assured that something will be done about these things that some how it will be rectified ... anyway I'm off to consult the tea leaves on a course of action,

Your Queen,

MAB.

P.S. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA