** PRESS RELEASE **

PATTON PRODUCTIONS  GREENFIELD , OHIO 45123 -- 9:46PM -- MONDAY DECEMBER 4th, 2006

Patton Productions has announced today that the Magic Short Bus has gone gold. That meaning that production is complete and is waiting to be shipped.

"Despite all of the hardships the company and the production studio has went through, in the past few weeks, it's amazing to have this peice of art done. I'm sure none of you will be dissapointed."

Although unknown, we believe the movie is 10:01 long and is 155MBs in size.

PREVIEWS:

10/10 "Lovin' the nukes, dude." ~Rolling Stone Magazine

7/10 "Very disapointed that they left out the "NAVY" scene from the comic." U.S. Navy Seals

10/10 "This movie terrified me. It's really not a scary movie, really. It's just the fact that this could all happen in real life just sticks to you. My heart is still beating fast from watching this..." ~IGN Employee

10/10 "Mr. Smith's role is amazing in the film." ~Gamespot

3/10 "This movie is terrible. It ruins everything we have built in America. Hatred." ~MA'AM (Mothers Against Abusive Movies)

Magic Short Bus Behind Schedule, Again

Keith Patton of Patton Productions announced today that The Magic Short Bus is behind schedule. It's original release of November 27th was down the drains due to a bankruptcy situation at Patton Productions. Now it's release of Monday, December 4th is beginning to look like a long shot.

"Everything is back in order over here. The Magic Short Bus has been slow, mainly since the hecticness of the studios. Ms. Frizzle wouldn't cooperate for a day and electricity went out another time. I take all responsibilities for what has and what may happen."

Patton ended his press conference saying he wish things could be better.

~Associated Press

** PATTON PRODUCTIONS BANKRUPT **

Keith Patton announced today that Patton Productions has filed for Bankrupt. This is only minor though.

"It started out with a strict supply of blank CDs, but it ended in hell." said Mr. Patton.

He also stated that the situation can be under control by week's end.

Because of this, The Magic Short Bus has been discontinued until bankruptcy is no more. This will be no later than 1.5 weeks from now.

~Associated Press

Production Problems leave Fear at Patton Studios

Keith Patton went into the studio this morning to find out that the Music files in his movie were corrupted and could no longer be used.

"I really don't know what happened. I went into the studio and the files just weren't playing."

Patton also stated that this could possibly lead to a delay of release for the highly anticipated film.

"If I could've prevented this, I would have. No one knew this was coming. Not even Jesus."

~Associated Press

Interview with Matt

We sat down with Matt Shonkwiler talking about The Magic Short Bus.

Keith - Good evening, God.

Matt - Ahhhh....

Keith -W-Were you having sexual intercourse with the ostrich? 

Matt - Hell no, it was a gerbil believe it or not. It blew up when I ejaculated.

Keith - Wow...so...what inspired you to make the comic in the first place?

Matt - Well, it was a UC Band Day. On the bus, I was sitting with Jon,  and Sam...well, he just couldn't be reached for conversation. We all of sudden began singing the "Magic Short Bus" in unison.

Keith - Interesting. What was Sam doing?

Matt - He'd rather I not say.  

Keith - OK, that's cool. When you started the comic, what was going through your head?

Matt - When I first began writing, I was horny as hell.

Keith - How long did it take to complete?

Matt - Roughly 2 weeks.

Keith -  How are the wife and kids?

Matt - Dead.

Keith - Oh, really? Wow, I'm sorry.

Matt - Volcano. It was horrible.

Keith - What was your reaction upon completeing the project?

Matt - First, pure exhaustion. I needed a hot bath and some tea A.S.A.P. But after, a sense of pride and wellbeing took over.

Keith - Do you have any projects you are looking at in the future?

Matt - Actually yes. I'm looking deeper into animation, and have a record coming out soon.

Keith - Hopefully they will be as succesful as the Magic Short Bus. That's all the time we have for today. Thank you for your time.

Matt - Your very welcome.