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Name: Samarah
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Amarillo
Birthday: 12/16/1980
Gender: Female


Interests: Travel


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Monday, April 24, 2006

Gender

wow....long time no post!! I am alive and well and looking forward to posting again soon!

For now I'm just going to post this funny email I got from a client today!

LOVE! ~S

 

 

Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
 
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
 
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
 
  3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
 
 
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and course, there's the hot air part.
 
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
 
 
   6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
 
  7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
 
   8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
   
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
 
 
 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha- Ha !!! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...And while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push he keeps trying! 
 


Monday, April 03, 2006

Currently Listening
Dawn Escapes
By Falling Up
Fearless
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Busy-ness

Well, things have been super great but crazy around here. I don't have much time to post *sigh* so I'll give a quick run-down of what all has been happening lately!

To kick off my week last Sunday, I got an email from a client who I had just sent on a trip the day before.

 Long story short he works with Michael at the Bank and he is kind of a different individual. Very picky and very....um....different I guess you could say.

 So, I send him on his dream trip...it is his wife and his 20th anniversary as well as his son's birthday. Less than 24 hours after arriving on their trip, this man's wife slips on some wet tile and shatters her elbow in 4 places. *huge sigh* So until Wed of this past week I was majorly dealing with getting her medical assistance, flying them all home and dealing with Mr G. I am so glad they are ok....but what is so odd is at fist Mr. G acted like I emailed myself to Mexico and pushed his wife down and then emailed myself back! Very weird situation if I must say. Praise the Lord that I had asked him to purchase the travel insurance...problem is he later griped about that. I get the feeling Mr. G is VERY cheap (he does have alot of $$) and I think he is the type of person that likes to blame everyone else for things that are just out of anyones control.

Anyways, God was faithful to me and I trusted that I had favor and I also was for the first time able to deal with a situation like this. In the 4 yrs I have been doing travel I have never had anyone hurt or even caught in bad weather. God is so good to me. I think this was a perfect learning experience and it taught me how to handle a very difficult situation. I did alot of crying though because I hated that my clients trip was cut very short and now Mrs. G has had 2 elbow surgeries already!!! It was just one of those freak things that happend. I am assuming (since there was a sign posted stating that the tile was wet and slippery) that she must not have had very good shoes on and they must of been slick themselves.

On a much better note, on Monday night (even though I was still dealing with Mr G) I got to go see Kutless in concert!!!! They had several bands including Falling Up with them and it was a great concert! Lasted from 7pm until after 10pm! We met with Kutless and that was really cool. By the time we got home it was 11:30pm and I was pooped. That was a very bright spot in my week though.

Other than just normal life and working, I've been doing my taxes finally! I really put it off because it is my first year to do it more or less by myself! -haha Michael and I of course filed together and we've had a friend who does taxes helping us as well as my Mom. Mom loves doing this stuff. It's ok...I'd rather just sell travel though! haha

Oh! Below is an english paper we found a few weeks ago when we went through Michael's old things from storage! I kept it out because I think I'm going to frame it as a joke. Anyone that knows Michael knows that he can write pretty good and that he is great at poetry! I found this english paper from March 20, 1996!! I just had to post it because it is hilarious!!! I couldn't believe he wrote this for school!!

Disclaimer: This is not his best work....hahah

Michael Meil - English III-H

The One That Got Away

One day I was out and chillin' on my lawn,

When along came my wife and she had it goin' on.

As she walked by I asked her to stop.

I said, "Would you mind to see a movie and grab a sodie pop?"

 

During the movie I thought of a way to get her to ask,

"Why don't we go to my place, we'll get to know each other fast."

I thought of going to Victoria Secret's to buy some lingerie.

Hey, you never know, this might just be my lucky day.

 

I tried my little gift idea to get a little action.

She didn't like when I said "I'll give you satisfaction."

Next thing I know I'm on the floor, she jumped me like a cat.

Not quite the way I planned it, she's got a baseball bat.

 

The moral of the story is, if it's not real clear,

It's better not to get her something that doesn't have a rear.

Next time I'll know what to get.

It better not be a piece of stuff.

 

Lol...ok, so I have never in my life laughed so hard. Michael has always been a good kid. He has this very quirky sense of humor and as you can see has some sort of talent for writing english papers. I found several copies of the paper...but not one that was graded! I can not believe he wrote about THAT! All I can say is that is my Michael. When he was in highschool and in college he was very interesting...lol

Those of you that know Michael now know how fun he is, but I don't think he'd write that english paper now! Our joke now is that when he talks about college, we call him the "wasted kid"  Crazy to know just how Jesus has so transformed Michael into this super-Christian!! Hope you all enjoyed the english paper.

Love to all...I best get to work!


Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Currently Listening
Hearts of the Innocent
By Kutless
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I'm a...

Ok, so what a stark contrast to my last post! HA! This was amusing though...hehe

 

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I'm a..."Hot Emo who loves to make out"

 

What is your birth month?

January- Slutty
February- Nerdy
March- Horny
April- Punk
May- Gothic
June- Adorable
July- Popular
August- Preppy
September- Beautiful
October- Pretty
November- Talkitive
December- hot

What day is your birthday?

1- Pirate
2- Dog
3- Hooker
4- Actor
5- Sex Maniac
6- Slut
7- Geek
8- Crack-Whore
9- Sarge
10- Model
11- Caution Freak
12- Angel
13- Irish Man
14- Candy Cane
15- Power-Ranger
16- Emo
17- Teacher's Pet
18- Stoner
19- Beauty Queen
20- Fairy
21- Princess
22- Intilectual
23- Surfer
24- ninja
25- Hottie
26- Punk
27- Rockstar
28- Alcoholic
29- Drama Queen
30- druggie
31- Care Bear

What color is your hair?

pink=Who's sexually frustrated
brown= Who's great in bed
red=Who's here for your pleasure
black=Who is your sex slave
auburn= Who loves to kick ass
blonde=who loves to make out
dark brown= who makes you feel good


Now repost this saying "Im a _ _ _"
Or you will have bad luck for 10 years and no one will love you EVER IN YOUR LIFE


Monday, March 27, 2006

Currently Listening
How Great Is Our God
By Passion ... Live Worship From Passion05
Whole World In His Hands
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My Father's Love Letter to me

Please take the time to check out this site- God is so awesome! Yesterday when we were in our First Principles class, Jimmy W, had us listen to this on CD then write a letter in the first person to ourselves like our Father was writing it to us. I can not even begin to explain how dynamic that was! You could just feel the presence of God! I wrote some things that could only be directly from God....things about myself that I struggle with, yet I know God feels about me. I think sometimes (no, probably all the time) our minds cannot comprehend, truly comprehend how much God loves us or what he thinks about us. I urge you to listen to this when you can be alone and when you can have a notebook and write down any God thoughts, etc. I betcha it will chang your life. Please feel free to share this with everyone!!

I'll post more interesting things later....for now I just want to be here, in God's loving presence

 

Please check out www.fatherlovesourcity.com/amarillo.tx

The Fathers Love letter is amazing, and please listen to the song on the free fathers love letter dvd or cd page. It is called, "Father Loves You." The web-site is not complete but it is up and running. I am so excited our City page is set up, please take just a few minutes to look at it and let me know what you thought.

Please share it with friends and family - anyone that would benefit from or enjoy this site. (It is encouraging and uplifting.) This is the type of info to pass along to your email buddies!

This means so much to me,

Thanks for your time,

Wishing all of our Fathers most wonderful blessings to each of you!


Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Currently Listening
It's Time
By Michael Bublé
Home
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Well, we haven't had our 3 inches of snow...yet...like they said we would this afternoon. We need moisture sooooo bad but I wasn't really looking forward to snow...*sigh* Can't it just warm up and rain?

Well, last night was LifeGroup and I had such a great time! Jaime was in from Colorado on her Spring break and Shandalyn even stopped by for awhile. Some of the girls didn't leave till afer 10:30pm so I was a bit pooped and crashed as soon as I was able to get into bed. I remember when I use to be able to stay up till all hours of the night, but now with getting up so early I'm like an old woman! haha

Work has been great-busy busy. The rest of this week will be more busy than today. I have alot of appointments Thur. & Friday as well as the Pardner in Paws on Friday morning at 6:15AM at KAMR.

Tonight is blu and it feels like we haven't been in forever! They took off last week for Spring break so last week was a bit different with us not going somewhere on Wed night!

Looks like Friday night we will be having a big party at On The Border for my friend Amy! She turns 26 on Friday -woohoo! I'm also hoping that Sunday night Michael and I will get to go see the Gorrilla's play their last home game!! I love hockey! I bet I'd suck at it if I ever tried to really play, but boy do I like to watch it! They are playing Lubbock, a rival so I hope there is alot of fighting! -hehe

Well, gotta go! I need to finish working so that I can head out the door!

LOVE and BLESSINGS to ALL!

 

P.S. My music selection is compliments of TJ



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