| Well....it is the truth....but it's crazy....
Friday night.....we got ripped off at Pam's Country cooking in Hartsville South Carolina where they had pictures of half-naked cowboys in the bathroom and two dogs humping on the train going around the ceiling.
Then we arrived in Myrtle Beach to look for our hotel only to find out we were in the wrong town because our hotel was in NORTH Myrtle Beach.
Then, we checked in and had 10 minutes to make it to the House of Blues to see Johnny Lang...
We made there and inside just in time to see him walk on stage......HE WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
Then, we met this guy after the concert who introduced us to this girl named Jenna who had a twin sister and ran an escort service.
She was drunk and told us to meet her and her friends at this bar down the street named Macatz, so we met them there and some guys bought us beers and then we left with her coke dealer boyfriend to go meet some guys at a strip club called the Taj Mahal. We got to the strip club and the guys we were meeting were 300 lb black guys in chinchilla coats....and we sat and watched strippers until we decided to leave and go to another strip club......we got to ride in Jenna's personal limo to the club where they had some crazy foot fetish porn playing in the car's tv...we got to the club and some stripped walked up and smacked one of the guys we were with and then had him escorted otu so we left too...then Stephanie and I escaped and made it back to the hotel at 4am.
The next morning we woke up, went shopping, then played on the beach.
That night, she called one of the guys we had met from the night before that she had hit it off with and we met him at a different strip club,, but we decided things felt too fishy so she called him back and told him she was sick and pregnant and we had to bail back to the hotel...
We actually ended up at the Hard Rock Cafe where we got some young new waiter who didn't card us for our drinks and then we went club hopping til we realised nothing was going on....then we went to Macatz and order some beers until this guy came and sat next to us and ordered a round of shots....we sat and talked and got tipsy til Steph and I left and crashed back at the hotel at like 3am...
Sunday, we woke up, shopped some more, went to the beach, then came home, and that was the BEST spring break ever.
Of course, my spring break was slightly tainted by occurrences which need no mentioning. But no one kept me from having a kick-ass time.
Oh, and Monday, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My cheeks are all swollen, but I'm doing good.
Yesterday was Kenneth and I's two month. He is sooooo amazing. I don't even know where to begin. Two months may not seem long, but it is to me. I've never been with anyone who is so unconditionally devoted to me as he is....and I have no problem saying that I am unconditionally devoted to him. ::sigh:: It's sad, I know. He sticks up for me, and takes care of me, and loves me, and needs me. I feel needed. That's a damn good feeling.
Welp, one of my favourite holidays is just around the corner....yep, St. Patty's Day. God bless the Irish!!! Woot woot!
Ooh, guess what? My best friend Patrick wrote and performed his first song all by hisself!!! Idn't that exciting! I'm so proud of him.
I suppose I'm about finished for the night. Time to go swish with salt/peroxide water....yum! Love you all! Catch you later!
www.macatz.com
www.myrtlebeachpf.com -- go to Product Search: "macatz"
www.houseofblues.com
www.johnnylang.com
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I'll be alright....at least the pain I've been having since like November will finally stop.
Kenneth came down and we had an incredible weekend. He's starting to be more and more important to me each time we talk. It's like every time I see him, I wanna be with him even more. He makes me happy, and my family loves him. He's even great with kids. 
::sigh:: I don't know how much more I can care about him before I burst! I think he's "the one" and even though that scares the hell outta me...it also makes me divinely happy. 
Bye!