I am a stupid and fickle

Productive Productivity

So! One week's worth of holidays has just flown by and what have you done, Nat? What, one chinese paper? I see! That's very good. Good girl, Nat. You're very hardworking. Continue to do yourself proud!

MOST AWESOME SERIES OF EVENTS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE
(diabolical scheme of doom)
Bring walkie talkies to school
Get Yuz to go to the toilet with Ivy
Hide a walkie talkie under Ivy's desk
Take the other one and sit with Amanda
Disturb Ivy during history and hope she doesn't realise where the noise is coming from
Watch her scream/make a fool of herself
Laugh
Wait for Ivy to find out
Watch her scream/make a fool of herself
Laugh again

Plans are well and good, but the trouble with them is that they don't usually turn out the way you wish (well, for ridiculous things like this, mostly)

MOST AWESOME SERIES OF EVENTS THAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE
(what actually went down, yo)
Brought walkie talkies to school
Got Yuz to go to the toilet with Ivy
Hid a walkie talkie under Ivy's deak
Took the other one and sat with Amanda
Fooled around yelling stuff into the mic to disturb Twohill1
Watched in horror as Ivy came back to the toilet and immediately looked under her desk
Watched her take the walkie talkie out and stare at is bewilderedly
Whispered stuff into the walkie talkie with Amanda
Watched Ivy stare puzzledly at the walkie talkie, trying to figure out why it made noise on its own
Laughed and laughed and laughed
Looked on in amusement as Seth Tan thought the beeping noises came from his laptop and so tried to listen for it again by pressing an ear to it with an extremely earnest expression on his face
Lost it

By 'lost it' I mean I burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Happy Birthday Mummy!

Intruder Alert

Make like a tree and leave

My house is overflowing with mooncakes. We are all going to drown in lotus paste thingy. I swear. At the Executive's Club restaurant at OCBC last night, the people waylaid daddy with brilliant mooncake offers. So, needless to say, my father jumped at the chance to have Mooncakes Galore at the Huang House, so he bought the lot. Then today, they went out to lunch and he bought a few more boxes. They're all mini mooncakes. You name it, we've got it. Green tea, peach, white chocolate, champagne and truffle, sesame, mango, ice-cream, etc, etc. Gah. I used to like mooncakes BUT THERE IS A LIMIT. THERE IS AN INVISIBLE LINE WHICH DICTATES THE NUMBER OF MOONCAKES ONE IS ALLOWED TO BUY IN A WEEK. AND WE HAVE OBVIOUSLY PUT A TOE A BLOODY ELEPHANTINE FOOT OVER THE LINE.

(Hey it rhymes! wAh biiAnGzZ~~)

Yesterday Rachel, Rebekah and I went to Cheryl's house! Hahahahaha we baked. Well, they baked, I only came at eleven. So all the cakes/brownies/fudge/gooeymushythings were done. I just tasted the cakes. Awesome! We ate like there was no tomorrow. Hahaha. And took ridiculous shutter shots like there was no tomorrow too. I WAN I WAN I WAN RACHEL CHEEEEKAN U NOE WAT 2 DO HOR, YAR.

Look at our lovely signs.

How can you resist!

Look at the title! Treasures of the Equator, no less!

And the crocodile logo! Lacoste has nothing on us.

AND THE EQUATOR. So what if it's drawn completely wrongly? It's still magnificent!!!

We had food, too. You know, the usual Brownie of Eternal Salvation and the like.

Rachel Low should never, ever go into PR or advertising. Talk about a disaster. Hahaha the sales were not bad, yo. Who could resist the Exquisite Tissue Protectors? Nobody, that's who! Hahahaha. Went for mass with Cheryl Rebekah Rachel Chloe and Paula after that. DAMN FUNNY.

Hi Eunice and Penny the Quack. Haha see Eunice I think of Penny too

Bye world.

For what it's worth, it was worth all the while

Monday was very interesting  I'm sure most of you don't want to know what I'm talking about.

Pearl of Wisdom:

Rachel Low's beautiful impression of somebody.

After awhile, she paused and stared at her drawing, then remarked very thoughtfully, "You know, I think an artist should always draw with his or her eyes closed. That way, they can't see what they're drawing. Then it's a better reflection of the subject!"

So she closed her eyes and produced...

Yeah, should be sitting in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa.

And because Rachel, Snivellus, Joanna and Steph were on a sEcWeetT miiZzi0n, we had really cool disguises.

COOL OR WHAT! You can't touch this. You can't even tell who we are. Everyone was totally fooled. Standard issue CIA gear: Razor Blade Hat and Infrared Emo Specs.

More and more CIP hours by the day just by hanging out with juvenile delinquents!

And just to annoy everyone who told me my photo frames were annoying,

Yeah we're idiots.

Headed out with Mag and Xiaoyu today. Which reminds me of an interesting conversation we had the other day.

ME: Damn, they're switching the text to Whale Rider.
XY: Oh, like Free Willy!
MAG, ME: ...?
ME: I thought Whale Rider was about traditions and stuff?
XY: Isn't like, Free Willy about weird things too?
MAG: Er, no.
XY: But it's like, about a whale too! Aren't they like, all the same?

 : I'll bitchslap your ass, ho!!

(Funny how a killer whale sounds exactly like Mag )

Power failures are the epitome of cool. If you ever feel your life needs fulfilling, head over to your school and wreck the generator. Results and satisfaction guaranteed.