[Adding this to my collection of "fun with words" posts]
Interesting story out of Vermont, today: "From Bad to Verse: Vandals Get Classroom Penance."
The link will expire, so here are a few excerpts:
Call it poetic justice: More than two dozen young people who broke into Robert Frost's former home for a beer party and trashed the place are being required to take classes in his poetry as part of their punishment.
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The vandalism occurred at the Homer Noble Farm in Ripton, where Frost spent more than 20 summers before his death in 1963. Now owned by Middlebury College, the unheated farmhouse on a dead-end road is used occasionally by the college and is open in the warmer months.
On Dec. 28, a 17-year-old former Middlebury College employee decided to hold a party and gave a friend $100 to buy beer. Word spread. Up to 50 people descended on the farm, the revelry turning destructive after a chair broke and someone threw it into the fireplace.
When it was over, windows, antique furniture and china had been broken, fire extinguishers discharged, and carpeting soiled with vomit and urine. Empty beer cans and drug paraphernalia were left behind. The damage was put at $10,600.
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"It's a lesson learned, that's for sure," said one of [the vandals], 22-year-old Ryan Kenyon, whose grandmother worked as hairdresser in the 1960s and knew Frost. "It did bring some insight. People do many things that they don't realize the consequences of. It shined a light, at least to me."
That damage estimate seems pretty low, for destruction to an historical site -- then again, Frost was a poet, and how many poets have Ming vases lying around?
Gives new meaning to "throw the book at 'em," I guess. Though, judging from the kids attitudes, I'm not altogether sure they've learned their lesson.