I'm long overdue for an update.

In honor of the New Year, I've decided to list my New Year's Resolutions.

1) Be meaner to Rich. (I've been a little lax on the Rich Hate for a while. I definitely need to make up for lost time by increasing the vitriol.)

2) Punch Rich in the face. (In less than 6 months, I'll be 18 which means I can face hefty charges for punching Rich in the face. I better do it now as often as I can before it becomes very illegal.)

3) Make sure Rich never has any kids. (Mission Accomplished... 'nuff said.)

4) Spread the Rich Hate. (I really need to make sure that everyone hates Rich. I want his life to be hell.)