Your rippin out my heart and rippin it in half  and i feel like i was forgotten and left in the past i dont know how much longer i can last im about to die of an anxiety attack

-MC BraDLeeE

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny
Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty
Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn
Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin
Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven
And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin
Don't stop the suckin cuz you're filled with my gumption
take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen
Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button
That's why mc be struttin
Wish I could erase this erection
Honey's comin at me from every direction
Lookin for the love connection
Stinky, sweaty, sexin without protection
So line up the contestants
I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense
I won't persist this distance, gotta get up in this
She fuckin up my christmas
 
chorus
Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
 
She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
"M" in my name stand for monolith
No that's not a lisp, you're a finalist
Here's a sash for that ass it says dominance
now, here's my hotel key and some common sense
get up to my suite or you're incompetent
do you wanna be a winner or the opposite?
So lick them lips, drop them shits
And step on it.

Me and my brother JD's song by MC Chris

Have you ever...
[X] been drunk.
[X] kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[X] rode in a taxi.
[X] been dumped.
[X] shoplifted.
[_] been fired.
[X] been in a fist fight.
[X] snuck out of your parent's house.
[X] been arrested.
[  ] made out with a stranger.
[_] stole something from your job.
[_] celebrated new years in times square.
[_] went on a blind date.
[X] lied to a friend.
[_] had a crush on a teacher.
[_]celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[_] been to europe.
[X] skipped school.
[X] thrown up from drinking.
[ ] lost your sibling.
[X] played 'clue'.
[X] had a sleepover party.
[X] went ice skating.
[ ] cheated on a bf/gf.
[X] been cheated on.
[_] had a sweet sixteen.
[_] had a quinceanera.
[_] had a car.
[X] drove.

 Do you...
[  ] have a bf.
[_] have a gf.
[X] have a crush
[X] feel loved.
[X] feel lonely.
[X] feel happy.
[  ] hate yourself.
[  ] think your attractive.
[X] have a dog.
[X] have your own room.
[X] listen to rap.
[X] listen to rock.
[_] listen to soul.
[_] listen to techno.
[X] listen to reggae.
[  ] paint your nails.
[  ] play an instrument.
[  ] have slippers.
[X] wear boxers.
[  ] wear black eyeliner.
[X] like the color blue.
[X] like the color yellow.
[ ?] claim.
[  ] like to read.
[X] like to write.
[  ] have long hair.
[X] have medium length hair.
[_] have short hair.
[  ] have a laptop.
[_] have a pager.

 Are you...
[  ] ugly.
[_] pretty.
[X] ok.
[X] bored.
[X] happy.
[_] bilingual.
[X] white.
[_] black.
[  ] mexican.
[_] asian.
[?] short.
[?] tall.
[X] grounded.
[  ] sick.
[X] lazy.
[X] single.
[  ] taken.
[X] looking.
[_] not looking.
[X] talking to someone.
[X] IMing someone.
[X] scared to die.
[  ] tired.
[  ] sleepy.
[X] annoyed.
[X] hungry.
[  ] thirsty.
[  ] on the phone.
[  ] in your room.
[X] drinking something.
[X] eating something.
[  ] in your pjs.
[X] ticklish.
[X] listening to music.
[X] homophobic.
[  ] racist

yeah im board! <2

yo yo yo  check check it im Brad Vidaurri i can spit verses faster than you can go in your ferarrie and i know that your rich but i dont care and thats why i will pimp slap you like you were just another bitch thats sucking on that dick while getting spanked with a stick you make me sick ...thinking that you a playa but i got some to saya i dont live by your rules nigga im straight up old school  im as cool as the local old dude and im white but i still like the soul food ok fool i know you about to light up a fatty ol spliff while its beetween yo big ol nigga lips and i say fuck that shit weed is a waste of time it fucks up your rymes i meen look at you you sound like you diein and i was sittin here tryin to tell you to be an eligant nigga straight from clovis but you cant do this because your to deep i can hardly see ya and im glad i will never be ya so now i leev but i will leev the words i said to stay so they can hunt you till the day you die and thats my goobye ........................................................<3

MC Brad

RAWR<3