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Name: Joshua
Country: United States
State: Louisiana
Metro: New Orleans
Gender: Male
Interests: Giant Robots, Philosophy, Music, Comics, Girls (robotic or otherwise), and other stuff
Expertise: Playing My trumpet. Drawing my comics. I don't claim Expertise in anything else.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Media
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
6/9/2005
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WaaaaAAAll-e
heheheh
***Spoiler Alert***
Wall-e is officially the coolest robot ever. suck it r2-d2! just kidding. Wall-E and R2D2 should totally hang out. There were tears running down the side of my face... just one... and then the other tear. That's a lot of tears for me. I was afraid I had lost Wall-E forever there... oh so sad! But then Robot love saved the day! When I finally become a robot I hope I get to have a hot girlfriend like EVE. SO.... time for a countdown.
Top ten things I learned from Wall-E
10.Robot love saves the day.
9. One man's trash is another man's treasure... 6 billion man's trash takes a robot.
8. Every sentient being goes through a phase where the bra belongs on the head.
7. 700 year cruises make me look skinny
6. Blue is the new red.
5. We have a pool... wait no... no we don't.
4. Money doesn't grow on trees... Pizza and Hoedowns do
3. Dance dance Revolution doesn't exist in the future... But if it does there's probably a robot to play it for you.
2. Wall-E is run by a Mac Operating system... heheh that makes me happy.
1. The most important thing in life is to find out what your directive is. The humans in WALL-E had lost their directive and they lived like slug people, never knowing how do anything for themselves. The Robots were driven by a directive, different for each robot, that gave their existence meaning. If you don't have a directive, then you are just surviving... it's only when you find your directive that you can finally live.
Well that's it for now. | | |
| That's what happens...I'm just saying.
also I haven't seen Wall-E and I feel awful AWFUL!!!!!!
sad me = <:(
see what I did there... I added eyebrows. heheh
If picasso made an emoticon it would look like this %)
heheh
Emoticon looking sideways... F(
Emoticonstipation... Xo
also
OMG HOTNESS!
oh so hot!!!
If only she were 150 ft tall... uuuuhhhhhuhuhh | | |
| So I'm watching a movie!Oh god.
So I'm watching reality bites right now. I'm really having a problem with this. see I thought I was gonna enjoy a movie about a bunch of twenty somethings who are trying to find a job and love in the world of the 90's. And to be honest the movie is pretty good. See here's the problem... Wynona Rider is in it. Now I think Wynona Rider is a good actress. but I never really realized this before... here let me show you.
Wynona Ryder looks like
kinda looks like
Who just so happens to look a little like
So here i am watching this movie and getting into it and bam. It hits me.
I need to get laid.
well not really but still...
Look bottom line is DON'T WATCH DEPRESSING MOVIES IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE DEPRESSED!
god... is that so hard! | | |
| Failed declarations of love!!!by Joshua Stearns
Girl, whenever you call me, a song surrounds my heart... because I put my cell phone in my lapel pocket... there... I put it on vibrate... and now my heart is a flutter!
Baby, I think that you are as pretty as a guardrail... or perhaps a spigot.
Sweetheart, I love... giant robots
Honey, you make me feel like the prettiest coconut... oh so pretty... and tasty too!
Darling, when i look into your eyes I can really tell how pissed off you get when I stare at your chest.
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| Why the fuck!Why the fuck is TV land doing original reality tv serieses!
This doesn't even make any sense... TV land was created because there was too much old TV for nick at night. There are great old shows out there that probably haven't even been touched in years. Why... WHY would i want to watch some show about 30 somethings trying to be supermodels when I could be reliving old memories of the 50's, 60's and 70's that I never even had!!!
WHY the FUCK! | | |
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