Hailey

She stole our hearts with her smile--
Then she broke them with her cry.
Suddenly we knew we'd love her
Until the day we died.

And we'd walk a million miles for her,
If she ever asked us to.
--We'd kiss a million tears away,
And heal a thousand wounds.

We'd make a hundred bottles,
Just to give her one
So we could gaze into her eyes--
And see the stars, the moon, the sun.

We'd pay a million dollars
To smell the shampoo in her hair,
And wrap a towel around her
--Our little Teddy Bear.

All the tea in all of China
Is absolutely nothing
As long as she will be my "Funny Face,"
And she will be your "Pumpkin."

yay!! happy friday!!

--Don't have much time, as I've got to make a trip to the grocery store. -Here's something to ponder:

found this today at fridgmagnet. Click the link for the full version. I changed some of the expletives so they might be slightly less offensive. This reminds me of my house sometimes!!

This peculiar-looking item is called a f-ing sponge. You use it in tangent with the water and the washing-up liquid to wipe the crap off the plates, bowls, glasses, mugs and cutlery that you leave festering around the house, like little anthrax bombs around in your wake.

You'll also need some water. You probably already know water, as you use it to make the endless cups of tea and coffee that you drink most of then leave in the living room to grow old like unwanted relatives.

Combining all of these things with the sink and the application of a little friction can mean the difference between clean and dirty plates, as well as the difference between me leaving you alone and me ripping off your f-ing head and s***ing down your neck.