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Cary
Your name of Cary gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. Your ideas can be very original and inventive. You enjoy being with people in a social environment. Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others. Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself. This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people. You seem positive and decisive and can be outspoken in the expression of your opinions, but you lack the self-confidence needed to follow through with your ideas and plans. Procrastination is your downfall. You frequently choose the path of least resistance to avoid your responsibilities. It is not easy for you to overcome obstacles or face issues. This name does you an injustice in that it restricts your success in business and personal pursuits through a lack of ambition. There is a weakness in the fluid functions and in the region of the head resulting in sinus problems, headaches, eye, ear, or throat conditions and related ailments. Hair loss could also be a problem.
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Okay, normally, I wouldn't waste your time with this. But anybody who knows me really well, knows that all of the personality characteristics mentioned here are VERY true. If you mention any of it and ask me, I can give you a long explanation of how I feel this way. I didn't make it up, check it out here. This is really neat, and definitely there are a couple things that are generalizations, but it is amazing that none of the generalizations they picked are untrue. CHeck it out.
Cary | | |
| [my name is] wikka wikka Slim Shady
[nicknames] my friends call me Cary
[in the morning i am ] more efficient with my time. like we're talkin 5:30 a.m. here.
[all i need is] a pretty woman next to me. to share the dreams that i believe. i need a girl that understands....how to treat a man. this is what i need.
[love is] something i hope to experience one day with a pretty, smart, caring, compassionate girl that probably doesn't exist.
[if i could see one person right now] Rachey fom O Side!!!!
[im afraid of] what Manuel's gonna do to me when he figures out i did this instead of memorize It is the cause, it is the cause, my soul.
[i dream about] women. or nothing.
H A V E Y O U E V E R . .
[pictured your crush naked] hellooooooooo
[been in love] No, but i want to
[cried when someone died] Yes, but only once.
[lied] Yes. But even if I said no, couldn't i be lying about this?
F A V O R I T E S. .
[ur favorite food?] Sushi
[ur favorite fruit?] Clementines
[ur favorite movie?] The Matrix, Memento, American Beauty, American History X, Fight Club. Fight Club is the best.
[ur favorite music?] Balance between Hip Hop and Rock.
W I T H T H E O P P O S I T E S E X . .
[what do u notice first?] I notice whether or not she's pretty first. Then I move on to more important characteristics.
[last person u slow danced with] It's been a while, I don't remember. Maybe someone from camp.
[scruff or clean shaven] She'd BEST be clean shaven.
[tall or short] short, they're cuter and more cuddly
[what's the best pick-up line?] It was during all County. I was having trouble taking off my tie, so I said to this girl, "I seem to be having trouble taking off my clothes. How'd you like to help me practice sometime?" Yes, I made it up. No, it was not planned beforehand.
W H O . . .
[makes u laugh the most?] Gotta be Dave Blum
[makes you smile] Adam Scharfman; he's the nicest kid, it just makes me happy cuz he's so considerate.
[gives u a funny feeling when u see them] Nobody, really. But I get happy whenever I see Rachey or Erica Friedel.
[has a crush on u] I think these people wish to remain nameless.
[is easier to talk to: boys or girls?] Guys, I think.
D O Y O U E V E R . . .
[sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. u?] I used to, but now I just stay online all day because I'm a Slacker with a capital S.
[save aol/aim conversations] Trillian saves them for me automatically.
[cried because of someone saying something to u] Never one thing, but it has happened as a result of a lot of different things. Except my mother, she can make me cry out of frustration.
H A V E Y O U E V E R . . .
[fallen for ur best friend] Nah, not really.
[been rejected] No, cuz i'm a pussy and have never asked a girl out.
[rejected someone] Yes
[used someone] Not for play....yet.
[been cheated on] no
[been kissed] yes
[done something u regret] yes
D O Y O U . . .
[color your hair] noperz, my black hair works for me.
[habla espanol] no comprendo espanol.
[trust others way too easily?] DEFINITELY, unfortunately. but that's partially what people like about me, i think. cuz i trust ppl and that makes them want to trust me.
A R E Y O U / / C O U L D Y O U
[obsessive] I have been about one particular girl, but I think i've basically given up on her and resort to just staring at her when she's around. Most of you know who this is.
[live without the computer?] HOLY SHIT, if i EVER lived without a computer i think i would be sooooo bored.
[how many peeps are on ur buddylist?] its maxed out. of course, i don't really speak to half of them.
[what hurts the most.. physical pain or emotional pain?] i haven't experienced much of either, but i'm gonna have to say emotional anyway.
F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S . . .
[i want to be] in love
[i love] feeling a sense of accomplishment
[i miss] the summer vacation
[i wonder] when i'll be completely satisfied with myself. | | |
| OK WHO THE FUCK SIGNED ME UP TO BE A MINISTER? I GOT THIS EMAIL:
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This is to confirm that
YOU
[Address Deleted]
has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 1/17/2003
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor
www.ulc.net
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Dear Rev. YOU,
Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are
now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in
Modesto, California! Please record the above date of
ordination for your records, as you may need this
information in the future to fill out the various forms of
the clergy. If you were ordained previously, the above
date will constitute a valid date upon which you were
RE-ordained. If you move or change your name, please
contact records@ulc.net to update your record.
Ordination is for life, without price, and without question
of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to pay any
tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the
future.
Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to
Universal Life Church International Headquarters in
Modesto, California, where it will be recorded in the
permanent church records.
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform
the rites and ceremonies of the church (except
circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and
blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or
locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as
marriages), you should know and comply with the laws
pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.
You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally
offered to members of the clergy.
Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is
your responsibility to peacefully and sincerely determine
the right course of action, and to avoid infringing on the
rights of others. You alone are responsible for your
actions as a minister.
If you have not already done so, you may subscribe to our
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We have an online discussion forum where ULC ministers meet
to engage in fun and interesting communication. You are
welcome to join in. You'll find it at
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If you wish to post messages on the forum, you will first
need to complete a brief registration. You will have the
option at that time of listing yourself in the ULC
Minister's Directory. Please note that only those who have
asked to be listed in the directory are included (not all
ministers). The directory enables ULC folks to find one
another, and is also a useful resource for people looking
for a ULC minister in their area to perform ministerial
services. You will find directory at
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It is not a piece of paper which makes you a minister.
However, many people wish to have a certificate, wallet
card, or other record of their status as a minister. Such
items are particularly useful to those who wish to perform
marriages. It can serve to reassure the bride and groom
(or their parents!) of the legality of the marriage.
Many ministers like to provide the couple with an authentic
Universal Life Church Marriage Certificate for them to
include among their wedding keepsakes. Others just want to
have a professionally printed certificate as a permanent
record of their ordination. With this in mind, we offer an
assortment of Clergy Packages to help you get started
quickly and easily in your ministry. These packages
contain various documents, literature, and helps for
various situations. Details on the contents of these
packages follows at the end of this message. Please
understand however, that you are not required or expected
to purchase anything, and these items are not necessary for
you to have an effective and meaningful ministry.
To order one of these packages visit our web site:
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You may order using check or credit card online for quick
delivery. You may use our online shopping cart to prepare
your order, even if you prefer to mail your payment. At
"checkout" you will have the option to print your order
ready to mail. Or just write down your order number if
you don't have a printer.
Send all mail orders to:
Universal Life Bookstore
PO Box 1406
Woodland CA 95776-1406
Mini Clergy Package. $16.45 (California residents,
$17.53) Includes tax and shipping*
New Plastic Wallet credential with your name and ordination
date printed right on it, ordination certificate, baptism
certificate, introductory booklet about the ULC ministry,
and forms for ordaining others. Shipped First Class*.
Basic Clergy Package. $33.90 ($36.07 in California)
Includes tax and shipping*
In addition to above items, contains marriage certificate,
affirmation of love certificate, renewal of marriage
certificate, 2 baptism certificates and the Universal
Textbook. A good basic package for officiating a wedding
or other event. Shipped via Priority Mail*
Complete Clergy Package $107.95 (California $115.20)
Includes tax and shipping*
Contains all items in Basic package, plus press pass,
deluxe hardbound ministers manual ($30 value, and a must
have for new ministers), choice of title, and Doctor of
Divinity degree. (you may substitute Doctor of
Metaphysics, Doctor of Motivation, or Doctor of the
Universe). Also includes "The Buffer Zone", a fascinating
scrapbook of ULC history. This box weighs more than four
pounds, and is shipped via Priority Mail*.
* U.S. addresses only.
Financial limitations should never be a barrier for those
desiring to pursue a ministry. We are committed to making
tools and resources available to those in need.
You can download a printable credential from the web site
at http://www.ulc.net/credential/
As the church grows into the new century, you will find
more and more materials available on the Internet, so
please check back on our site from time to time. May I
suggest you bookmark it?
DELIVERY: Under normal conditions, you may expect
delivery within two weeks, though generally it is much
sooner. Orders placed via the web site using credit card
are shipped within two business days in most cases. If
you have a special need for immediate delivery, be SURE to
follow up with an email to sales@ulc.net. It is better to
plan ahead, but I know from experience that life doesn't
always schedule things according to that notion.
Best wishes in your ministry!
With warm regards,
Kevin Andrews, Senior Pastor
Universal Life Church Online
www.ulc.net
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OK WHAT THE FUCK? I'm no fucking reverend. YOU"RE ALL GOING TO HELL, AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. That's my sermon. Give me money to give to.....god. right. later. | | |
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