hi all i'm up for a bit off chatting

if you where to give me one bit of advince about life what would it be?

could be about god or anything....

Another weekend is behind me and i can enjoy the five day break before yet another two day slog in BHS, But there is light at the end of the tunnel in that i have handed in my notice (you have to give one month notice,..unbelievable), and now have only four more working days left / two weekends. 

Saterday was spent on the sandy beach's of west wittington with sam , lapping up the sun playing a bit of  "water footbal", had managed to get the day off work because of a bad leg, also managed to burn my feet and back due to leaving the sun lotion in the car.

Sunday went quickly as i was chasing fluffy cushions around the store for most of the day, from there i went to a barbeque at the gammons, talked about kenya    

Really don't feel i have much to say, though i would but now its come to writting it, i don't!

"its gonna taste great!, its gonna taste great!,its gonna taste great!" Guy from the advert apparentally got stabbed by a gangster!

Going to make up a song,a christian one:

"God loves uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

then......

"Yes UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(emphasis added for change in volume)

then you pick out one non-christian in the audience and scream in there ear:

"SINNER"

hahahahaaha

well its been a while and will be a while longer if people don't choose to leave comments! hahaha

Exams went smashing, absolutely oblitterated the last one. i screamed at it "your easy!"

i'm now enjoying the life of relaxation and reading, would encourage people who enjoyed the tolken series to read R. Scott Bakkers books "darkness that comes before", "Warrior Prophet" and "The Thousandfold Thought"...in that order, in my opinion it leaves the tolken series trailing.

Quick summation of my last few days, 9:00 awake! followed by a bowl of sugger puffs (Yum)...10:30 gym, because i'm worth it....12:00 lunch, lots of fruit..avercado/chicken sandwich 12:30 reading begins......in the sun shine. 3:00 watch the tennis or the fottie, england are gonna win the world cup, murrey the tennis....then my day varies... 

Gods word for the larst two days has been.....(can't remember it, i'll go get it).... Proverbs 11:24 "One gives freely, yet grows all the richer, another withholds what he should give, and only suffers want"   

Is only thirty minutes before my exam starts and already i'm thinking of the football i'm gonna be playing at two o clock.....

Found this little gem online:

God doesn't exist Good argument.. 

  A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always.
  He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him.
  They talked about so many things and various subjects.
  Suddenly, they touched the subject of God.

  The barber said: "Look man, I don't believe that God exists as you say so."
  "Why do you say that?" - asked the client. Well, it's so easy, you just have
  to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist.
  Oh, tell me, if God existed, would there be so many sick people?
  Would there be abandoned children?
  If God existed, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't
  think of a God who permits all of these things."

  The client stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so
  as to prevent an argument. The barber finished his job and the client went
  out of the shop.
  Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with a long hair
  and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his cut and he
  looked so untidy).

  Then the client again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber:
  You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How come they don't exist?"-asked the
  barber.
  "Well I am here and I am a barber."
  "No!" - the client exclaimed.
  "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long
  hair and beard like that man who walks in the street."
  "Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me."

  "Exactly!"- affirmed the client. "That's exactly the point. God does exist, what
  happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why there's
  so much pain and suffering in the world."

Amen to that!

(probably the bigiest strawberry in the world,the biro is for scale)