First Down

Do you ever get that tingle deep down in the base of your spine - some little tick burrowing under your skin, a wave of anxiety pulling at your stomach - something that makes you want to grab your life by both hands and just bite it, just bite the holy hell out of it? Sometimes I'm just sitting, thinking, reading, drinking, and I get this fever, this hot shitty mess that buzzes around in my brain until I have to quench the thirst, throw down the towel, run outside and let Minneapolis sink into my teeth. I feel angry like a dog gnawing at a bone, I feel elated like a little kid on a ferris wheel, but most of all, I feel at peace with all this unrest.

Vikings happened this weekend.  It was fun, to say the least, but I woke up this morning still in yesterday's clothes - feeling like I had been drug through the whiskey drenches. 

A proper title for nothing in particular

Kids, I've got an inner ear problem that is a resounding HE-LLLO every time I gobble on my Nerds. Speaking of the Nerds, they are making me totally feel sick today. It might also be the Coca-Cola I guzzled like a sugar fiend on his last hurrah.

My boss is talking to someone about his impending tubal ligation on speaker phone.

Now - I gots the next two days off, and I'll be hot-damned & pilaster pilates if I ain't singin' a song o' sixpence, a pocket full of rye for that one. In honor of this, I shall now recount my favorite things to do:

1. Shower. I am a big fan of cleanliness, almost to the point of Nazism on the human body. I don't keep my personal space clean, but I keep my personal space clean, ifyouknowwhatI'msayin.

2. Eat Nerds, drink Coffee. This is not rocket science.

3. Get crafty with my bayad sayelf - I wonder if Snoop has ever uttered those words. I wonder if Snoop gets crafty.

Yeah, that's about it right now. I'm bored with this entry already. next time I'll write right after I have my coffee, like that one time....

“I don’t care what they say about me. But I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swift boat politics. Enough is enough.”

Barack Obama / Norfolk VA

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Humdingeringly Fun

Tonight looks like its shaping up to be something of a freebie, which is always good. I have a deep-seeded hankering for free fun and alcohol, not unlike those of you who also like to overimbibe. I was rereading some of my past posts in homage to myself - a retrospective on the Bobby - and I was rethinking my consistent beating-up. I have been badgering and guilt-ridding myself for a while now, and I kinda wonder -- why? Like, who cares, really, it's water (booze) under the bridge (crusty bed). Why be so mean to the Bobby? And on that note, I will sit back in my chair and wait for the next 4 1/2 hours to roll, roll, roll... on by.