Monkey_Trainer's Xanga

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:02:17 GMT

About Frick'n Time

Time for an update ... my life now consists of work and after work drinks to numb the pain.

Old photos i've been meaning to upload for others. Sorry for the delay friend!

Pump House - January 2007

Ryan Kelly's Birfday

Smelly's Birthday

Helensburg Animal Park

Australia Day Long Weekend

QLD February 2007

Shirley's Birfday

Good Vibrations 2007

Drunk Jay

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 14:06:24 GMT

"2007" ... BANG'N

Happy 2007 Everyone! It's the same dilemma ever single year "so... what are we doin NYE?", with my parents sailing the Mekong Delta in Saigon and any excuse to avoid the city crowds and the 68 NYE arrests we decided to have a low key BBQ @ my joint. Needless to say it didn't end up too low key with Simmo crating in 3 full eskies of beer and Julian's toxic mix of butter menthols and alcohol (I think he called it a Long Island Ice Tea!)

The rest of my photos can be found here <click>

Field Day 2007

The day was forecasted to be washed out with Thunderstorms so you can imagine my happiness when the day ended up a toasty 30 degrees. Kid Kenobi and Shourshock were off the hook, Freestylers were disappointing to say the least. Was pouring by 9pm!

DJ Kid Kenobi & MC Shaushock - Hands up for Detroit

My 2007 New Years Resolution is simple this year ...

I hope everyone had a bang'n start to the new year!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:14:52 GMT

Blah blah blah...

It's been a while since I've updated the old xanga so I thought I'd take some time out of my busy dvd watching schedule to keep interested parties interested!

3 months in a nutshell:

Graduation
Ed's trip to Sydney
Road Trip
22nd birthday
Trip to Melbourne (part 2)
KPMG (*sniff byeeee Accor)
High school friends
Certified trainer
Indoor Soccer finals

Graduation 2006 - A big congratulations to 3 of my favourite people in the world Bern, Leon & Ric

Anthony's 22nd - Tank & the fish markets w/ Ed

Road Trip 2006 - Amaroo Beach

Smiths Lake - October 2006

Simmo's 22nd - Bvarian beir cafe, Byeeeeeee Menzies

Comsoc ball with Cindy - Imax

Ricardo's 22nd? 23rd? hahaha - Chinta Ria Cockle Bay

Joey's 22nd - Thai Poon Darling Harbour

XXL - Greenwood

Melbourne Trip - November 2006, BLVD

Gin Palace

Buskers in Melbourne

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:10:01 GMT

Melbourne Trip - July 2006

The much anticipated trip to Melbourne was definatly worth the wait. After battling 13 degree days and 150 knot winds we packed all we possibly could of in 4 days! Came back with a no voice but OH SO worth it! PHOTOS PHOTOS PHOTOS <HERE>

Day 1 - Arriving in Melb airport, Picasso Exhibition, Flinders Street Station

The Yarra, St Pauls Cathedral & Chadstone

Day 2 - Shopping on Bridge Road and Brunswick Street, Danny's 21st @ Hush Bar & Clubbin @ Amber Lounge

Day 3 - Melbourne aquarium, Shopping on Chapel Street, Dinner on Lygon Street & Clubbin @ BLVD

Day 4 - St Kilda with Ed

Am I glad to be back to the 21 degree days, busy hustle of rude business men of a non-cultured city? Um.... YUP. I Sydney

Monday, July 17, 2006

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:14:54 GMT

Sup Cuz?? Happy Birthday AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

"my dingaling my dingaling ... ah wontcha play with my dingaling"

Bernie's 21st birthday @ hotel Chai

Monday, June 05, 2006

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:13:53 GMT

Monster's Congratulations Dinner @ Lowenbrau

"for the love of beer"

Stebo's (Stiffys) 21st @ Maserti Towers: Kent Street not Sussex

"Hmmm... Cooooooooool" -> Click here to see more... MORE.... MOOOOOOOORE

Ok, i'm going to sound like a complete nerd now that I that I say that I spent another weekend at UTS library, but I was procrastinating and checking people out when I spotted Matt's identical twin!! The photo quality is soooo dodgy but it was a complete splitting image except for the long curly hair!

Yay? or Nay? - they're on lay-buy

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Sun, 28 May 2006 06:16:01 GMT

UTS = Freak Show

UTS is officially the University of the travelling freak show!!

Example 1: Male gentleman sitting next to me (on my right) in the computer lab

Sneezes so loud that i almost fall off my chair, now i'm temporarily deaf in my right ear. The he proceeds to announce to everyone in the computer lab that Angelina Jolie had a baby, in which the response by the room was *silence ---> FREAK!

Example 2: Male gentleman sitting opposite me in the computer lab

Looks over to me and his head twitches, like a huge jolt from his head down to his neck *quiver. Very reminiscent of Charlie Manson... can anyone say psychotic serial killer on campus? FREAK

Example 3: Male gentleman sitting next to me (on my left) in the computer labs

Watching Japanese pornography on the neigbouring computer, in a public, higher teriatary educational facility! YOCK! It's a public computer lab shouldn't all that skeeting be done in the privacy of your own bedroom, bathroom, kitchen whatever! EWWW FREAK!

edit/ he is now watching porn, eating an orange and licking his fingers!!!

20 days and counting!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Thu, 18 May 2006 10:13:12 GMT

From humble beginnings as Helen Hai Doung Lac and the metamorphosis into....

"PONY - MONSTER - MICHAEL JACKSON"

Michael Jacksons love child

The attack of the giant swamp monster and it's offspring Helen

Pony with a "bamboo poster" - Poster of a Pony

HAHA awww thanks for being such a good sport Monster i'm just glad you can laugh at yourself as much as i laugh at you. Damn that Motorola V3! it does no justice to how beautiful you really are

Helen : I'm going to get the newest motorola mobile! The phone has a 2 mega pixel camera so i wont look like such a monster.

Dre's double digit birthday @ Minc

Felix the pimp w/ monster and Georgie and Dre with his boys

My besties - the boys: Ryan, Sunny, Ric and Julza

Bernie jerking something underneath the table

Then the drinking began...

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Sun, 07 May 2006 12:35:22 GMT

C o n g r a t u m a l a t i o n s B e a u t i f u l ...

being the first in the crew to ACTUALLY graduate ... in cowboy dancing!!! yeee haaaaa

M a s s i v e P h o t o D u m p

Michelle's "non-surprise" 21st @ Meriton Apartments

Party people are you with me? ... are you with me party people!

The only idiot who didn't understand the concept of "pig" haha

Drunkies fell off the chair, Drunkies fell in the bath tub

Drunkies wanting to vomit, Drunkies with a hangover (haha sorry shirlz)

Drunkies # 2 - Nguyen, Drunkies # 3 Leon with Shirley, Helen and Ryan

Birthday girl w/ boys, Birthday girl w/ girls + 1 drunk

NO COMMENT!

"Hey Julz .... your cousin ey?" what great mates!

Blow-in 21st @ Platform B Kings Cross

Didn't know anyone ... didn't like the music ... wasn't even drinking

Classic moves: "push it back push it back" & the infamous "Jay-HOE BACK-ROE"

Eww P.D.A no wonder Michelle is sooking

Elena's 21st @ CBD Hotel (theme: 70's)

the usual suspects + Gaston, Elena, Benny, Rey & Stevie Wonder

Elena. Simon, Stevie, Rey, Gas, Laura and Ric

Michelle subtly eaves dropping into the security guards conversation with Leon regarding the two drunks *tut tut bad form

"AAAAAhh... monkey!!" - Leon, Sunny and Simo

Vivian's "SURPRISE" 21st @ Eastwood (theme: Breakfast at Tiffany's)

an alternative theme would of been "Xanga? ... could we be any sadder?"

The theme was definately fitting to one of the most beautiful birthday girls yet *big grin Happy belated bday stunner

Naughty & Nice: Nancy, Ozzie, Helen, Emily, Ly & Grace

Eric, Stebo and Michael Jackson

Monster, Birthday Girl & Fat Ugly Slut

Posers op.

My favourite shots awwww shweeeeeeeeet Matt & Viv

OMG... i love this girl, you are totally even sweeter in real life than i ever would of imagined!! Cynth with Pony and hottie Marky Mark

Daniels 21st @ Bar 333

Group shot .... blah blah blah. THE AWESOME ICE-CREAM CAKE!!!!

"tooheys extra dry" I drank through a straw, with Kim and Trish

first into the cake of course

-The End-

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:13:17 GMT

Hocking...

Possibly one of the most irritating and repulsive sounds in the whole world. Why is it that out of all the vacant computers in this empty computer lab, Mr. Ganzhou Province had to sit next to me and proceed to regurgitate his phlegm from his nose into the back of his throat ever 20 seconds. Goodbye ... i'm going to go burn my ears off now

"I'm disgusting - i like to snort up my own mucus"

Only 2 months left!!!! ... so much to look forward too (i can't wait) *eggcited twitch