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ok. so whitley sends me this story like a couplle mins ago.. and it was so funny cause we were talking about "pooppppin the cherry" today.. ohh man.. i laughed really hard when she sent me thiss:
x WhiT Xx WhIt x:A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night.
When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good-looking bellboy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bellboy if he did anything at all with them. So the bellboy minded his own business and ignored the girls.
While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and says "If you don't do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
Fearing for his life, he did it with her.
Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over to him and said "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
Again fearing for his life, he agreed.
Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him and said "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"
She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."
--- hhhahaha i love you whitley. && your cherry! hahaa <3
heyy. want in me and pats "WE HATE YAZ" club? joiin pleasee people. assshooole.
<3 ok.. so i find out todayy that my cousins miikey and heatherr are comiing down from californiia for kellys graduatiiion on Juune 5th. im exciited as a biitch cause i havent seen them in almost 5 years.
&& kell got her prom dress... its very lovely.. and i wish i could have it
alllllllllso. katies giving me some foee-toooes sooon (whenever she gets her phoonnie fiixeedd!)! <3 you katie! 
YOU ALL ARE SLAKING ON THESE COMMENTS!! hhaa jkk- comment tho loves <3
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