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Name: Trieu Giang (Nhi)
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Long Beach


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Expertise: Sleep marathon at school, the art of procrastinashun 'n edumacation, making things more complimicated than they really are...
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Saturday, February 02, 2008

This guy is crazy good, but I wonder why he drew on a whiteboard though.





School has gotten me busy nowadays. Oh well, it's not like I didn't see it comin' :P
I'll write more when I get to a rest stop.


Monday, January 21, 2008

Court jokes

Courtesy of D 'n D (Darwin and Douglas):

* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."



* Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

* Witness: "Borofkin."

* Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

* Witness: "I can't remember."

* Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember
his first name?"

* Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his
brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"



* Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"

* Witness: "Not yet."



* Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked
like, but can you describe it?"



* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when
I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.



* Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

* Witness: "She is my daughter."

* Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"



* Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

* Witness: "Yes sir."

* Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"



* Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"

* Witness: "After the accident?"

* Lawyer: "Before the accident."

* Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."



* Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
that morning?"

* Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

* Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

* Witness: "My name is Susan."



* Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

* Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

* Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

* Witness: "Er...his face."



* Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

* Witness: "Yes."

* Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

* Witness: "I forget."

* Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?"



* Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What
school do you go to?"

* Witness: "Oral."

* Lawyer: "How old are you?"

* Witness: "Oral."



* Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"

* Witness: "Fair."



* Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

* Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."



* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?"

* Witness: "No."

* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere."



* Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue
lights flashing?"

* Witness: "Yes."

* Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"

* Witness: "Yes, sir."

* Lawyer: "What did she say?"

* Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"



Wednesday, January 16, 2008

HAHAHAHAHA, I'm DONE!!!!!!

I'm done w/ the 1st round of carillon. Recording was such a...ARGGGHHH. lol.

Will write more later.

This is one of the gazillon recordings I had of myself.


Sunday, January 13, 2008

Winter Break Part II: Boredom in Berkeley

There are many things that I could be doing right now. Many, many productive things.

But I rly, rly, don't wanna do anything productive.

So far, all I've been doing at Berkeley is record my performance at Sather Tower, but it is STILL not good enough (in my perfectionistic anality) to send it in for the exam. I play the same songs over and over again and make new mistakes each and every time. I think it's getting to a point where I should just call it quits. I've also e-mailed some ppl to arrange an informal informational meeting about different careers, trying to plan out the DeCal class this semester, edited my resume, shopped for professional clothing...

...but man, I felt like I never truly rested. It was as though I've never taken a break. Once the semester starts, imma put the "ho" back in "homework" b/c I get down and dirty like dat.

So what do I do? I get bored. When I get bored, I do...stuff.

I talked to ppl. The other day, I talked to one of the most Christian conservative Asian guys in the world...who taught me how to lockpick (at little). It turns out that he and his roommate were bored freshman yr, so they had a padlock and some lockpicking tools to practice w/ until they got rly good at it. I also learned that the BEST padlocks (BEST is the brand name) are one of the hardest padlocks to open (unless if you use the bumpkey technique). According to his research on forums, the bumpkey technique works 4 out of 5 times.

Just now, I was chatting w/ a friend on AIM and he linked me to a site where they have (warning) extremely graphic pictures of motor vehicle accidents. I admit that I'm not easily grossed out by gory things, but looking at the picts reminds me of how fragile our existence is. I've seen squashed goldfishes and worms, disemboweled rats, and so on...but it's different to see this with human beings.

Another friend IMed me w/ a link where they claimed that Hillary Clinton may have won New Hampshire b/c of computer hackers.

I was looking thru different music videos, including Mika. I wonder how our nation will receive him, seeing how he comes off as gay...

And lastly, I was having a Craigslist adventure in which I'll leave for my next entry.

Heh...a friend of mine read my xanga and couldn't believe that I'm a bio major. We bio ppl have feelings too (haven't u seen the emo premeds/grad students? c'mon now...they're not gonna be an extinct species anytime soon)

Vive la resistance! Bio majors unite!


Sunday, January 06, 2008

Back in Berkeley

It's good to be back in Berkeley. However, looking back on what I did at home, I think that boredom can be quite productive. I did a lotta stuff. For example:



I attempted to make a cartesian plane origami figure (can u see the X and Y axis?) haha, it's not as neat as the book, but I'll get there someday.

I also had these lying around the house:



I also had lots of paper; so these are some of the things I've made:



Collapsing arches





A lotus-lily-like flower thingy



Er...some kind of square thingy



Another...flower-like thingy?



Christmas trees



The entire collection + my cousin's laptop (been mooching off of his laptop for my study abroad applications)



dollar bill flowers made from my Christmas money.
heh. I am only "rich" until it is time to pay the rent :(

And here's some of the stuff I did before going home to SoCal:









Hehe. Look at all the flavors :)
If I were to name 'em...let's see...starting from the bottom left box, I'd name it olive garden, chocolate mint, and raspberry delight. I gave these away to the place where I interned at.

While I was at home, I watched SO much trashy T.V. Some of the shows were:

Wifeswap
Crowned
Sex and the City
People's Court
Dr. Phil
Nanny 911
Jerry Springer
Maury
Tyra
some kind of Japanese show
MTV Tres (Yo Momma)

At first, I felt like my braincells were slowly dying while watching those. However, after a while, I was thinkin' that it might be a source of inspiration for my future plays...who knows? :D



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