Happy Black History Month

I can get away with whatever i say in this entry so u have no right to laugh, quote or repeat what i say.  In fact dont even laugh inside your head.

First i like to ask a question. First i will set up the situation.

Date: Feb 1st 2006

Me:  I wanted to know if i can take a month off for vacation.

Boss: Why?

Me:  Cause its black history month

Boss: LAUGHS

Me: Huh?

Question: Is that racial Discrimination?

Anyways you hear the same complaints.

1)  Why do we get the shortest month of the year? We get a bonus day if it s a leap year....whooppeee!!!!

2) The schools do not dedicate enough time to explore the contributions of blacks in america.  Well im sure they taught something cause I remember this Carver guy doing something with a peanut.

There are plenty of things that we can complain about. Shouldn't us, us refering to blacks have a universal pride all year long.  we dealt with a number of issues, but its all depends on which field the ball lands in.  Right now personally i think anyone who resembles a terrorist has it bad now.  Wooohoo not as much racial profile

Cop 1: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Man: Cause im Black?

Cop 2: Wait that looked like a terrorist.

Cop 1: No time for you now we got other people to pull over.

Man: Cool. Later!

Well, i guess i dealt with my share of racism, but i just look at it as other people ignorance....as me and my friends would say penis envy.

Well, i have no idea why i wrote this

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, celebrate it whenever u feel like it...i refuse to conform to THE MAN's plan to designate a time for me to celebrate.

Ima celebrate it in september at the labor day parade on eastern parkway...BARBADOS

I never went but ima go this time..= T

Happy New Year!!!

I thought this was interesting, so to help protect men from constant battering from women and give these women the foundation of what we men call our so called "minds"....so here is the so called "reasoning" for their so called "lies" here is the list...

(foot note: "so called" refering to what you women want to so call believe)

1) "Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."

Why he tells it: Hassle avoidance

2) "I can fix it."

Why he tells it: Ego protection

3) "I was not looking at her boobs."

Why he tells it: To achieve a delicate balance between marital harmony and 4 million years of biological conditioning

4) "Nothing's wrong."

Why he tells it: To lick his wounds in private

5) "I tried to call you."

Why he tells it: Self-defense

6) "I don't want to have sex unless you want to."

Why he tells it: To avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey

7) "I'm the best, baby."

Why he tells it: To make you glad you are dating him

8) "My old girlfriend? She was just okay."

Why he tells it: Self-preservation

9) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Why he tells it: Desperate self-preservation

10) "I'll never lie to you."

Why he tells it: To live happily ever after

Desperate...for christmas gifts entry....please comment with good gift ideas....(just cause i know u don't mean u getting it) hahaha....

ima stop buying catherine things for no reason....so i can use em for times when i need a reason....

Honey...you didn't see this entry.....

Need a hobby!