Happy New Year!!!

I thought this was interesting, so to help protect men from constant battering from women and give these women the foundation of what we men call our so called "minds"....so here is the so called "reasoning" for their so called "lies" here is the list...

(foot note: "so called" refering to what you women want to so call believe)

1) "Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."

Why he tells it: Hassle avoidance

2) "I can fix it."

Why he tells it: Ego protection

3) "I was not looking at her boobs."

Why he tells it: To achieve a delicate balance between marital harmony and 4 million years of biological conditioning

4) "Nothing's wrong."

Why he tells it: To lick his wounds in private

5) "I tried to call you."

Why he tells it: Self-defense

6) "I don't want to have sex unless you want to."

Why he tells it: To avoid seeming like a sex-crazed monkey

7) "I'm the best, baby."

Why he tells it: To make you glad you are dating him

8) "My old girlfriend? She was just okay."

Why he tells it: Self-preservation

9) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Why he tells it: Desperate self-preservation

10) "I'll never lie to you."

Why he tells it: To live happily ever after