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| holy shittake.
i don't do horoscopes, but just now, for some reason i clicked the daily horoscope link off of myYahoo. here's what it said:
Your connections with others are growing, and this is something
you should start taking seriously today. In your private life, you're
feeling a growing responsibility toward someone -- this could be in a
caretaking capacity, or in a lifelong capacity. Whichever it is, it's
important to talk to them about it. Find out what they're feeling, and
then go from there. Professionally, there are a few commitments you
need to consider. Try to narrow them down or make a final decision now.
for those close to me that know of my situation, this
horoscope is right on the f'ing money. it could just be a
coincidence, so are there any aries out there who can relate? but it's
eerie how the ONE time i check, i get this horoscope.
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| it must be my presence in florida that's bringing the state these bball championship titles.
if all goes well, i may be moving to o-town soon. maybe next year, the magic will go to the playoffs and even win the finals.
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| at an all-time low
this job hunt is killing me! a word of advice to future grads: don't wait til the hiring season's over to look for employment.
usually, i try not to stress about life's happenings and take things as
they come but i feel like there's all this pressure for me to land that
job. now that UF is no longer paying me, money's become an
issue. well, money's always been an issue cuz of my spending
habits and $10k credit card debts. but now that i've graduated, i
gotta start worrying about paying back my student loans too.
okay, money's not THAT big of a deal cuz i can change my habits and get
a part-time job to hold me over. but that's just the thing... i
can't! my lease is gonna end in july so my stay in florida is limited
it seems. and i'm trying to go back to taiwan for a bit to visit my
grandparents, cuz i know once i start working, i won't have a chance
to. if i decide to go back, i need to buy tickets soon.
more schools are letting out as time goes and plane tickets are
becoming more expensive. and i need to move out of my apartment
next month so if i'm going to drop $1500 on a plane ticket, i'm gonna
make damn sure i'm gonna get my money's worth by staying as long as i
can.
but the real pressure is from my family. i can't escape my
responsibilities as the oldest in my generation, nor do i want to, but
my family problems are fucked up like you wouldn't believe. my
dad's starting to talk loco and my brother's becoming a mute,
so-to-speak.
right now, i believe that things will work themselves out once i get a
job. my employment will affect everyone in my family, even
relatives in taiwan.
perhaps i'm putting too much on myself, who knows?
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Guess who graduated?!
finally.
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| i don't like pussy... cats
so i made my way from jacksonville to philadelphia, then to new jersey,
and finally to nyc this past weekend. i stayed at sonam's crib up
in spanish harlem for two nghts. holla back mase. but yeah, let
me reminisce about one of my nights there...
firstly, sonam's roommate has a cat and it seeks attention,
constantly. anyway, the first night i spent in harlem world, i
slept on an air mattress on the floor. a couple of hours into my
slumber, i woke up all of a sudden cuz i felt something wet and
cold. i lifted the blanket up and i found myself lying in a big
wet spot.
"WTF?! Did i wet the bed?!"
i felt my shorts and it was all wet.
"fcuk!"
a lil fyi: as long as i can remember, i don't think i've ever wet the
bed. so i laid there for a couple of minutes, hoping that it was just a
dream. then, i smelled my hand...and yup, definitely urine and i wasn't dreaming.
"No f'ing way. im already 24
and that's never happened to me, so why now? then again, im ALREADY 24,
so maybe my bladder's going?"
then
the idea of sonam dipping my hand in warm water popped into my head,
cuz sonam always did gay shit like that. but he wasn't around and
i didn't hear any chuckles. so i started to think that maybe i
did pee in my sleep. but more importantly, i thought about how i could hide it
from the guys cuz they would've bagged on me for years.
so, i went to the bathroom to change. but that was when i felt my
boxers and realized it was stll dry. there was no way i could've
made such a large spot and still have dry underwear, ya know? and at
that moment, it dawned on me. it was the f'ing cat! so i woke
victor up, who was sleeping on a deflated air mattress next to me.
"yo dude, the cat f'ing peed on me while i was sleeping!"
after the laughter subsided, he goes: oh
yeah, i did get woken up by the cat scratching on your air
mattress. i thought you were awake and playing with it so i just
went back to sleep. i didn't realize it was peeing on you.
more laughter ensues.
that mother... he could've prevented it!
oh, but the adventure wasn't over. to make the long story short,
i put the deflated mattress over the pee spots and went back to
sleep. victor took sonam's bed cuz he had already left for
work. we woke up at 3pm and proceeded to get some lunch.
but as we walked outside, the first thing i stepped on was dog poop.
"oh it's gonna be a good day"
we then went out that night and got back at around 5am, all tired as
shit. i was ready to just pass out on the air mattresses. but of
course, i found 2 new puddles of pee on the deflated mattress. in
summary, that cat made me his bitch.
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