| | i don't like pussy... cats
so i made my way from jacksonville to philadelphia, then to new jersey,
and finally to nyc this past weekend. i stayed at sonam's crib up
in spanish harlem for two nghts. holla back mase. but yeah, let
me reminisce about one of my nights there...
firstly, sonam's roommate has a cat and it seeks attention,
constantly. anyway, the first night i spent in harlem world, i
slept on an air mattress on the floor. a couple of hours into my
slumber, i woke up all of a sudden cuz i felt something wet and
cold. i lifted the blanket up and i found myself lying in a big
wet spot.
"WTF?! Did i wet the bed?!"
i felt my shorts and it was all wet.
"fcuk!"
a lil fyi: as long as i can remember, i don't think i've ever wet the
bed. so i laid there for a couple of minutes, hoping that it was just a
dream. then, i smelled my hand...and yup, definitely urine and i wasn't dreaming.
"No f'ing way. im already 24
and that's never happened to me, so why now? then again, im ALREADY 24,
so maybe my bladder's going?"
then
the idea of sonam dipping my hand in warm water popped into my head,
cuz sonam always did gay shit like that. but he wasn't around and
i didn't hear any chuckles. so i started to think that maybe i
did pee in my sleep. but more importantly, i thought about how i could hide it
from the guys cuz they would've bagged on me for years.
so, i went to the bathroom to change. but that was when i felt my
boxers and realized it was stll dry. there was no way i could've
made such a large spot and still have dry underwear, ya know? and at
that moment, it dawned on me. it was the f'ing cat! so i woke
victor up, who was sleeping on a deflated air mattress next to me.
"yo dude, the cat f'ing peed on me while i was sleeping!"
after the laughter subsided, he goes: oh
yeah, i did get woken up by the cat scratching on your air
mattress. i thought you were awake and playing with it so i just
went back to sleep. i didn't realize it was peeing on you.
more laughter ensues.
that mother... he could've prevented it!
oh, but the adventure wasn't over. to make the long story short,
i put the deflated mattress over the pee spots and went back to
sleep. victor took sonam's bed cuz he had already left for
work. we woke up at 3pm and proceeded to get some lunch.
but as we walked outside, the first thing i stepped on was dog poop.
"oh it's gonna be a good day"
we then went out that night and got back at around 5am, all tired as
shit. i was ready to just pass out on the air mattresses. but of
course, i found 2 new puddles of pee on the deflated mattress. in
summary, that cat made me his bitch.
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| | Posted 4/24/2006 2:55 AM - 7 comments
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