My pimp, my mom, has done it again.  She has set me up with her friend's employee's friend.  I will be meet the girl up in Koreatown with her friend and her friend's boyfriend.  I know nothing about this girl except for her name and she works at a bank.  I've been told she is average looking but is really really nice and has a great personality.  Back up... average looking?  I've been told many time how my date is pretty and end up being ugly.  Girls love to call other girls even the hot ones ugly but when it comes to their friends they are all pretty.  Girls are retarded, throw rocks like them.  If I'm being told she is just average looking, is she going to make me throw up? Shit.  I'm just going to repeat "Looks don't matter" a million times in my head while driving.  Probably won't work.  I'll just get drunk.  I just got back from the gym and worked out extra hard so I can look extra buff for the ladies and make sure the boyfriend doesn't try to act tough around me.  I'm pretty sure he is going to be threatened by my great looks so I'm prepared.  I'm planning not to hang out with them too long.  I don't like having the first date last longer than necessary.

Alright... I'm ready to go... wich me luck...

Damn I look good...

I need to do something about the armpit hair sticking out of my sleeves.