Schadenfreude - pronunciation: \ˈshä-dən-ˌfrȯi-də\ - a German word meaning 'pleasure taken from someone else's misfortune.
As we brought in the Chinese New Year on February 7th, the Year of the Rat, how
appropriate that February has been declared “Schadenfreude Month” in
the New England states after the now 18-1 Patriots lost last Sunday to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII (that's 42 if you hate Roman numerals). And before I forget, a big congrats to Frank who is a Giants fan and anyone else who might read this who cheers for Big Blue. Good on ya! Your team did what nearly everyone (including me) thought they couldn't do.
Most of you how regularly read my blog know that I am a die-hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan living in the middle of Patriots country. And truth be told I don't really hate the Patriots team. I reserve my greatest hate for the Oakland Raiders, Dallas Cowboys, Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengals and Baltimore Ravens. For the most part I've admired what they've done the past seven years in achieving their greatness. Since 2001, they've won three Super Bowls and have been in the playoffs every year since then except 2002. No, it really isn't the team I despise, it's the majority of their fan base, and they have become completely insufferable. It's as if the Vince Lombardi Trophy is their birthright, much like New York Yankees fans believe the home of the World Series trophy is Yankee Stadium. Now that's some irony there because most Patriots fans are Red Sox fans and LOATHE Yankee fans. Got news for them, they've become Yankee fans!!! You'd get that right away by picking up a local newspaper here and/or turning on Sports Talk Radio the entire season leading up to the Super Bowl. If you listened to the hosts and the callers on WEEI in Boston or The Score in Providence, there was no way on God's green earth the Patriots were going to lose last Sunday. In fact, most Pats fans thought it would be well over by halftime. Well, they were wrong, and Pats fans must acknowledge that their team is the first to ever go undefeated leading up to the Super Bowl only to lose it!
This Pats fan wrote an email right after the Super Bowl to one of my favorite sports blogs, Deadspin:
I've drained eleven Miller Lites over the course of this debacle,
and for some reason, I felt the need to email the editor of Deadspin. I
have no idea how to attack this loss. I'm thrown off, definitely, and
sad, but it has been a half hour, so my sadness has tapered off a
little. What a beat. WHAT. A. BEAT. The worst part is, this team, this
awesome team, will be forever remembered as chokers, rather than the
team they are: a brilliant team that came within a minute of
perfection. Though the fan base (though it is hard for me to swallow
the fact that bandwagoners are considered the fan base, but what can I
do) deserved the loss, it still... well, multiply the word "sting" by
50. That's the word I'm looking for. Well, I'll take my licks tomorrow,
man, no matter how shitty it will end up being. Oddly, since I grew up
rooting for these teams, I became accustomed to looks of pity after a
loss like this. That's the thing Bill never mentions: since Boston(and
New England) sucked for so long, we never developed a thick skin for
criticism. We got used to everyone rooting for us, and when we
inevitably lost, they shook their heads and said, "Some day, guys."
That's why we are the way we are. We can't get used to being envied and
hated, so we act like douches and lash back. What kills me more than this loss is the fact that half the people
who are enjoying this (well deserved) win by the Giants are doing so
because they hate the Pats fans, not the Pats. And that's because a lot
of people who root for the team don't handle what I was talking about
well. We were good at this once, man, I swear. We were small, and were
tough, and we were diehards. Things just... grow, and there's nothing
you can do. This team, as chippy as they are, were within three minutes
of perfection. Three minutes. JEZUS, I can't even get that through my
head. Now there are some very good Pats fans out there. Most of the people who I watched the Super Bowl with last Sunday are Pats fans and they've been Pats fans all along. It's the bandwaggon jumping, johnny-come-lately, smug, arrogant fans who are the target of most of the country's Schadenfreude.
Had the Pats won, the only positive I'd have taken out of it is that the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only team to ever go undefeated, would finally have their mouths closed for them. Many of them have been quite vocal about not wanting the Patriots to join them. But I had to laugh when someone forwarded me this Reebok commercial aired right after the Super Bowl:
I also had a good laugh at a vid forwarded to me with Sean Hannity asking Obama supporters to name one specific accomplishment by the good Senator from Illinois. As Juls has already told me, the look on Hannity's face is priceless!
And lastly, another Miller High Life commercial to share with you.. This "Patriot" is doing what he can to combat "Global Warming"....
Here's another Miller High Life commercial. Love the opening line: "This is enough to put a High Life man off his lunch." I really wish Miller would have stayed with these commercials. The current High Life campaign is pretty good, though. Here's an example:
"$11.50 for a hamburger! Y'all must be crazy!" Hilarious!
Berkeley - Why Am I Not Surprised?
Ah yes, Berkeley, California. That bastion of open-minded education and enlightenment. Well, apparently not the free speech part. It seems so-called civic leaders of that miguided city have actually voted to tell the United States Marine Corps to get the hell out. In fact, the official message from the City Council is as follows: "The Marines' Shattuck Avenue recruiting station is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders." Read the story here. What's even more offensive is Berkeley Mayor Tom Bates, who actually served as a captain in the Army Reserves many years ago, added his two cents by saying, "The Marines don't belong here, they shouldn't have come here, and they should leave." How nice.
Whether you are in agreement with the war in Iraq or strongly opposed,
this should concern you as a matter of 1st amendment rights. Apparently Mayor Tom Bates is vehemently opposed to the war. That's his right. Does this give him the right to shut down a Marine Recruiting Office?
If
Berkeley was attacked tomorrow or suffered a natural disaster, I wonder
if the Mayor would expect the Marines help or if he would still say
"The Marines don't belong here, they shouldn't have come here, and they
should leave."
Perhaps it's Mayor Bates who doesn't belong here.
He shows disrespect for the Armed Forces and an utter disregard for the
First Amendment. His words actually made my blood boil so much that I had to send him an email as follows:
Mr. Mayor,
Boy I'm glad you're not my mayor because I would be
calling for your resignation along with all the other members of your
so-called city council who feel the same way as you. In making this
statement, you show how much you truly feel about the brave men and women of our Armed Forces:
"The Marines don't belong here, they shouldn't have come
here, and they should leave." I'm incredulous that someone like you could actually make such a disrespectful, hateful statement against the United States Marine Corps. They have all the right in the world to have a recruiting office in Berkeley
or anywhere else in this country. Do you understand how Marines
everywhere must feel for you to make such a horrible statement?
Especially, since I see from your biography on your website that you
served in the Army Reserves for a time.
Personally, I served
my country in the Navy for 20 years and am extremely proud of my
service and am grateful to this great nation for allowing me to serve.
I am also proud of all our brave men and women who serve and have
served in our Armed Forces and fully support them in the war to
eradicate terrorism and threats to our freedom and way of life. You've
obviously declared what side of that war you are on, and I truly hope
the residents of Berkeley, especially the Veterans of Berkeley, have the good sense to jettison you out of office for the next election.
Neil F.
Here's Mayor Bates' email address in case you feel like sending him a note and sharing your views: mayor@ci.berkeley.ca.us
I sincerely hope the law shuts down this
small-minded group of hypocrites who enjoy our freedom but close their
minds to the very people who guarantee that those freedoms remain
intact. I also wonder if the city council and mayor would feel the same if any and
all federal funds were pulled from Berkeley, including the university.
If they don't want the Marines, then they don't want the government,
which includes its funds.
Of course we don't have to really worry about the United States Marine Corps. They've handled and beaten far more reprehensible foes than the dimwitted Berkeley Mayor and City Council. Today they announced that they will be staying at the Shattuck Avenue Recruiting Station. I like what Gunnery Sergeant Pauline Franklin has said:
"We take an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States, and
part of the Constitution is the right of free speech, and the fact that
they are exercising their rights solidifies our resolve to continue
what we are doing," You see, that's the Marines and the Armed Forces - taking the high road when certain miscreants what to disrespect them.
Super Sunday
While my heart says the New York Giants will upset the New England Patriots this Sunday in the Super Bowl, my head says the Patriots will win by a comfortable margin. As a Steelers fan, I'm not keen on seeing the Patriots win any more SB's. Also, my Dad was a big Giants fan back in the days of Charley Conerly, Frank Gifford and West Virginia's own Sam Huff so in honor of him - GO GIANTS! Here's hoping Michael Strahan (pictured above) is planning to plan a like kiss on the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Enjoy the game!
Okay, I've changed the High Life commercial. This one really had me laughing.
To answer MorningGloria's question, I did enjoy Lisey's Story by Stephen King. It was a little slow at first, and the husband's slang words and fantasy land kind of threw me off a little at first, but it picked up toward the middle. I enjoy most of King's stuff. The first book of his that I read, and to this day I consider it the best, is "The Stand." If you haven't read it, do yourself a favor and do so soon.
Happy Australia Day
Today is Australia Day, and here's wishing my favorite Aussie Marion and any other Aussies who occasionally drop by a very happy one!
One of the most successful, entertaining, and consistently watchable
beer ad campaigns has been the Miller High Life campaign, produced by film documentarian Errol Morris. Since he's a
documentarian whose name isn't Michael Moore, his movies don't make a
ton of cash, and so commercials are his day job. Of all his
commercials, the High Life campaign is his greatest triumph: he has
created a portrait of manliness as a "Higher Path" according to the
Miller manifesto in 30-second installments. These commercials ran on US television from 1998 until 2003. These are some of the funniest commericals ever made, and the "Salad" one here is my favorite.
I'll be posting a bunch of these going forward. "That's the right idea, Chief."