| | Hello fans who have left me, I am here again but only for a short moment. Has my self-delusion set in deep enough? No, not really.
All has been well. Yes, I'm still married. No, I'm not pregnant. Although I do feel a little more.. uh.. well, dare I say this dreadful word, "mature" ICK! *Barf* *Faint* Now I only say this because some of my actions lead me to believe this odd phenomenon. Last Friday, Luke and I spent the evening at our usual hang out place, Borders. Hey, stop snickering. You get to relax at the adjoining cafe and read books for free! We weren't the only couples there. We saw plenty of (Asian) couples doing the same thing. Okay just three.
Anyways, back to the story. I grabbed a few books and went on to the magazine racks. While I was browsing through different categories, I stopped at the Women's Interest section. It must be years since I seriously read through one of those beauty/fashion mags so I picked up a few and thought maybe I can get some ideas on how to make myself more vain than I already am. Of course Luke wasn't excited to see me with them, saying they were evil agents of the fashion and beauty industry. Okay he didn't exactly say that but I didn't disagree.
It only took a few minutes for me to go through them and I thought, how liberating! I no longer need to consult with these "experts" because: 1. I can never justify buying a $300 shirt/skirt/pants/purse 2. I don't care to read biographies of celebrities, it must be so hard being a millionaire 3. I know how to lose 5lbs in a blink of an eye, and you do too. How many articles does it take to figure out Diet Coke is baddd 4. With 10+ years of experience in applying makeup on myself, I think I know how to: a. Curl my lashes without the stinging and blinding effect afterwards b. Draw curvy lines, not straight lines, around my lips. The boxed lip was not flying c. Make my skin appear, uh, better than when I wake up d. Give me the warm, tingly, cozy feeling of adequecy *sigh*
You know what I find useful? Looking at women putting on their makeup during the morning commute. Some of the before and after transformations are wonders! What's also useful are friends' and coworkers' recommendations. That is, assuming they're not saying anything like applying vinegar is great after exfoliating and vigorously scrubbing your face dry of any moisture.

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| | Posted 8/7/2006 3:58 PM - 14 views - 7 comments
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